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Jokes about sausages are bad... but.. Jokes about German sausages are the würst!
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Really cheesed off. Every morning a huge German Shepherd poos on my front lawn. Today, to make matters worse, he brought his dog.
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My wife is on one of these tropical fruit juice diets, the house is full of the stuff! It's enough to make a mango crazy.
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My optician's just told me I'm colour blind. It's come completely out of the green.
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Virtual Run raising pennies for
@braintumourrsch if any of you fancy a challenge
https://twitter.com/DadsRuns/status/1224766785754468352 …
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Words cannot describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can, 6/10
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How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? Their, they're, there.
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Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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What days are the strongest? Saturday & Sunday. The rest are week days.
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Just seen that there's a nudist convention on in town next week... Might go if I've got nothing on.
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Sorry sir, we don't serve time travelers here. A time traveller walks into a bar.
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My son asked me what procrastinate means. I said: “I’ll tell you later.”
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I've just invented a new Golf ball that will go in the hole if it gets within 4 inches. Note to self: Do NOT put them in back pocket.
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Today's 5km as an inflatable T-Rex for
@braintumourrsch

Day 31/366 and that's month one done doing 5km every day and £3000 raised so far!
Thank you everyone that's followed @DadsRuns and supported me so far
Just giving is below 

https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/DadRuns?utm_campaign=lc_frp_share_transaction_fundraiser_page …https://twitter.com/DadsRuns/status/1223238893681762304 …
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I could make a million jokes about cash machines I just can't think of one atm.
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Spent all of my wages on skin cream. Bit of a rash decision!
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I told my boss I needed a pay rise, I said that 3 other companies were after me Boss "which ones?" I said "the electric, gas, & the water"
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I can hear opera coming from my wallet.. I think it might be the 3 tenners
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I always carry a picture of my wife and children in my wallet. It reminds me why there’s no money in there.
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They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
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