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@daddydoubts

Dad by day. Dad by night. OH MY GOD IS THAT ALL I AM NOW? Come on gang, let’s talk about the dumb shit our kids do... together.

Brooklyn, NY
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Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2018.
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    30. sij

    Friend: so what’s it like parenting a toddler? Me: why? Friend: just curious. Me: why? Friend: I don’t know nevermind. Me: why? Friend: Me: why? Friend: hey fuck you man. Me: yes that’s it exactly.

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  2. 5. velj

    Me: goodnight son I love you. 3yo: daddy? Me: yes? 3yo: your breath stinks. Me: sleep tight *unplugs nightlight*

    14 replies 117 proslijeđenih tweetova 964 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    1. velj

    Before kids: tits are fluffy buttermilk pancakes After kids: tits are those flat sad pancakes you forget to put baking powder in but they’re still fine I guess if you like pancakes a lot

    38 replies 81 proslijeđeni tweet 538 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    I fucking wish this was a made up conversation 😂🤦‍♂️

    1 proslijeđeni tweet 154 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    Me: you need to stop saying bad words. 3yo: because the police will be mad at me? Me: that’s right. 3yo: the police don’t like it when I say fuck you to them. Me: 3yo: dad you laughing or crying? Me: yes.

    18 replies 186 proslijeđenih tweetova 1.284 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    31. sij

    The GOP just took the Constitution, shot it in the middle of 5th avenue, grabbed it by the pussy, and threw it in the trash can.

    4.119 replies 19.143 proslijeđena tweeta 87.122 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    3: *asks for help w/ potty* Me: *tries to help* 3: *demands privacy* Me: *leaves* 3: *asks for help* Me: *tries to help* 3: *demands privacy* Me: *leaves* 3: *asks for help* Me: *tries to help* 3: *demands privacy* Me: *leaves* 3: *asks for help* Me: *cries for help*

    29 replies 73 proslijeđena tweeta 602 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    When your 3yo wakes up at 5:25am and scream cries for 40 min cause her favorite underwear’s in the wash and you try everything you can think of to diffuse the situation but nothing works, when she finally calms down on her own, you should be allowed to cancel the rest of the day.

    36 proslijeđenih tweetova 458 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    My 3yo just slammed his bedroom door shouting “IT’S NOT FAIR!” Guess there’s a thin line between being a sweet toddler and a teenaged bitch.

    17 replies 32 proslijeđena tweeta 291 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
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    28. sij

    Toddler: get in my spaceship Me: so are you flying this thing? Toddler: ya, we go to space! Me: *gets in spaceship* so what's your favorite planet? Toddler: circle! Me: okay I don't trust her

    11 replies 31 proslijeđeni tweet 335 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    29. sij

    Adulthood is weird because blankets make you happy, comfy socks bring you joy and you can't explain why, you like smelling candles, you have an emotional connection with a spatula, and your body thinks it needs to hoard fat.

    8 replies 90 proslijeđenih tweetova 421 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
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    I'm so insecure I'd probably apologize to my murderer for not dying properly.

    98 proslijeđenih tweetova 328 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    The Girl Scouts: Crushing Keto diets every February since 1917.

    15 replies 79 proslijeđenih tweetova 330 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    Me: You’re going to prison? My French accountant: Oui Me: WE are going to prison?

    5 replies 180 proslijeđenih tweetova 560 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    People my age are solving real world problems, Meanwhile I’m struggling to spell February

    19 replies 120 proslijeđenih tweetova 280 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    I know which pieces of Tupperware are authorized to be in this cabinet, in case you were looking to upgrade your husband position.

    9 replies 30 proslijeđenih tweetova 145 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    “The Big Game?” Oh, you mean Crash Bandicoot?

    6 replies 97 proslijeđenih tweetova 377 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    ever wake in the middle of the night thinking you heard a voice so you got up to check it out and realized it was that last piece of cake calling you to come and eat it which of course you do and it’s only then when you realize it’s possibly the best moment of your entire life

    11 replies 41 proslijeđeni tweet 136 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    28. sij

    2y.o eating his lunch: “Papa’s coffee hot?” Me: “Yeah baby it’s hot, don’t touch.” 2y.o: “Me blow on it for Papa?” It was at this point I witnessed with horror, my 2y.o attempt to blow on my freshly made coffee, only to spit a half eaten chicken nugget straight into it..

    517 replies 19.019 proslijeđenih tweetova 163.986 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  20. 1. velj

    Before leaving for work my 3yo asked me to fetch him a yogurt drink. He wouldn’t let his mom do it, it had to be me. It was as if he was saying “even though you’re going to work for someone else right now dad, you’re MY bitch.”

    16 replies 42 proslijeđena tweeta 438 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    31. sij

    My brother asked me what it’s like to have kids so I told him to put a spoon in the sink right under the faucet and turn the water on full blast

    9 replies 50 proslijeđenih tweetova 196 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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