Dwight Schmidt

@d_w_i_g_h_t

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Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2015
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    16 Sep 2015

    do you think other sea animals ever get sick of dolphins always smiling?

    54 replies 280 retweets 450 likes
  2. May 11

    still incredible

    Sidewinder snakes are incredible dancers. Play this video with your favorite song and prepare to be hypnotized:
  3. 18 Nov 2016

    personalized anonymity, courtesy of

    1 retweet
  4. 5 Aug 2016

    Rio putting on a giant aluminum foil ad

    1 retweet 3 likes
  5. Retweeted
    1 Jul 2016

    Thank you for following. We supply pet emergency kits for # cats and , but we do not carry dolphin emergency kits, sorry.

    4 retweets 1 like
  6. 22 Jun 2016

    . can you confirm ace ventura was the inspiration for ?

  7. 17 Apr 2016

    5 retweets 8 likes
  8. 24 Mar 2016

    getting to the bottom of this mystery

    1 reply 19 retweets 17 likes
  9. Retweeted
    20 Feb 2016

    it is 2016 time for a carot emoji please!

    40 replies 1,070 retweets 2,435 likes
  10. 25 Feb 2016

    some serious interstellar shit about to go down

    10 retweets 9 likes
  11. 24 Feb 2016

    When you're not sure if you locked the bathroom door and hear the handle jiggle

    1 reply 45 retweets 79 likes
  12. 23 Feb 2016

    Navigating the acid reflux minefield on my coworkers desk

    3 replies 13 retweets 32 likes
  13. 18 Feb 2016

    oh you wont get a lemon

    3 retweets 8 likes
  14. Retweeted
    15 Feb 2016

    carrots can be eat by most people

    30 replies 1,334 retweets 1,966 likes
  15. Retweeted
    12 Feb 2016

    40% of startups in California have an immigrant founder. We need immigration reform.

    13 retweets 19 likes
  16. Retweeted
    20 Jan 2016

    What have you cut back on or skipped in order to make rent?

    6 replies 41 retweets 26 likes
  17. Retweeted
    21 Jan 2016

    What's the best joke you've heard?

    4 replies 14 retweets 8 likes
  18. Retweeted
    19 Jan 2016

    The code on the back of your credit card is called the ___

    10 replies 46 retweets 31 likes
  19. 11 Dec 2015

    The elf on the shelf is giving me nightmares

    1 reply 6 retweets 20 likes
  20. Retweeted
    2 Dec 2015

    Cats or dogs?

    7 replies 14 retweets 15 likes
  21. 28 Nov 2015

    God must be smoking the potatoes in the because they are heavenly

    1 reply 3 retweets 6 likes

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