cynicalidealist

@cynicalidealist

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Richmond, VA
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  1. Retweeted
    27 Dec 2019

    Chaka Khan playing the drums should be permanently displayed in the Smithsonian.

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    22 Dec 2019

    Trump's impeachment "defense" reminds me of when children are caught doing something wrong - the fusillade of "but this" "but that" - all tangential to a core question of guilt. In the end, it boils down to "did you do it?" A big difference: children often admit they were wrong.

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  3. 19 Dec 2019

    (2/2) Tonight, the story arch that has influenced my life in countless ways comes to an end. I can’t wait to push aside my cynical eye and enjoy this moment!

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  4. 19 Dec 2019

    (1/2) For close to 40 yrs. of my life, I’ve loved Star Wars. Movies, toys, broom handle lightsaber battles with my best friend. I’ve unapologetically loved every movie and show in the series.

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    16 Dec 2019

    The 1st public screening of takes place tonight in Los Angeles. I know I can't stop you from writing about it on social media, but I CAN beg you to please, Please, PLEASE avoid any SPOILERS!!! Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫

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  6. 29 Nov 2019

    Love these folks. come strong every year. Smart move on the yellow tape, y’all. We all know AI won’t cheat, but those writers, well, they are *only* human.

    For Black Friday, we taught a computer how to write Cards Against Humanity cards. Now we put it to the test. Over the next 16 hours, our writers will battle this powerful card-writing algorithm to see who can write the most popular new pack of cards.
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    23 Oct 2019

    this is all i could think about after watching this so i had to do it im sorry

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  8. Retweeted
    29 Sep 2019

    “It is a horrible day in the White House and you are a deep state whistleblowing Goose”

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  9. 28 Sep 2019

    Squirrly Dan’s Greatest Hits: *Black Walnut *Squirrly don’t lose that nut *Running round the trees (Stowing away the nuuuts) *Get back, Cat. Shoo, My Friend *Hey Mousey *Lumberjack Blues *Bird feeder work *Kid Powerline

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  10. 28 Sep 2019

    When are preorders up?!

    i want to make a coffee table book featuring conservatives trying to evoke moral panic but accidentally making whatever they’re complaining about sound metal af
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  11. 23 Aug 2019

    EveryDAY!

    I love RSS and use it every day!
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  12. Retweeted
    6 Aug 2019

    launchng a kickstarter for my first person Gun Taker video game, it’s a AAA title where you sneak around and take guns from other video game protagonists

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    4 Jul 2019

    To those who would make America a land of cruelty, division, and ignorance, I will not let you have the last word or definie my patriotism. On this Fourth I recognize America's loftiest ideals will always be elusive, but we must ever strive for justice and a more perfect union.

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  14. 2 Jul 2019

    Stuck in Chicago with my next chance at flying to Marquette on July 4th. offered no other options. Offered no help in the meantime. Offered no refund for the missed connecting flight. How did we become so helpless as airline customers?

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  15. 11 Jun 2019

    [sad trombone]

    Replying to @cynicalidealist @Nintendo
    I WILL CRY IF THIS HAPPENS
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  16. 11 Jun 2019

    Hot Take: has avoided talking about because they will make it available after the Direct today.

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  17. 8 Jun 2019

    PREACH! (Also, cereal quit talking )

    we’re famous for this
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  18. 8 Jun 2019

    I have seen scores of these little libraries around the country. I have never witnessed a person taking a book from one. What kind of lending library would motivate you to use it?

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  19. 7 Jun 2019

    One of my favorite bards.

    "We stand in the June of our lives & try to sing it all the way through each season, always ending each line on the word that brings us together as much as it pivots us into new revelations: We. We. We. We. We. We. We." — on Gwendolyn Brooks
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  20. 6 Jun 2019

    What’s your sauce policy?

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