Gyan

Interests: 1. Walks on the beach 2. Music 3. The sweet siren call of the void.

Now stop for a second and try to imagine how *your* candidate would have reactedhttps://twitter.com/frankthorpnbc/status/695019677869817856 …

"…here we see John, he's lied still four hours to get a shot of this majestic bird." And what of you, 2nd camera man who makes less money?

I can't wait to be a bitter old man.

In a lot of ways my life is like a Russian novel. For example, most of the time I don't really have a clue what the hell is going on.

A book to get over heartbreak? War and Peace. Time heals all wounds, and it takes forever to read, so you'll be fine by the time you finish.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. #calvinandhobbes Calvin and Hobbes

When you are a child you can't wait to grow up, so you can do whatever you want. Unfortunately, when you do grow up you won't want to do it.

Yes, life is short, but it is for the best: if you stretch out a joke over too much time, you lose the comedy.

I tried self actualizing for a while, but it turns out that my self is a pretty shit, and the world is better off without it actualized.

If you could combine Kierkegaard's hair with Marx's beard and Nietzsche's mustache – oh man, I think you'd have the perfect philosopher.