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Andrew Tierney, Head of Hardware at PTP.
Named most likely to infiltrate a government body managing the queues to view our dead Monarch
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Spotted these two uprooted bollards by London Bridge today. You can clearly see that they are in fact sneakily disguised, recycled, upended cannon barrels!
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Look at the noise on the battery eliminator going to the receiver!
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A lot of noise ends up on the battery eliminator side of things!
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And when the target doesn't respond, it now likes and unlikes random tweets of theirs, making sure that the notifications don't stop.
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Help me out Twitter: anyone know why there's a pretty damn big and realistic model of a C18 ship-of-war in front of a farm complex on the edge of #LaceyGreen #Buckinghamshire?
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LOL new bot response added.
It corrects "your" to "you're" and vice versa when it sees the word in the tweet it's replying to.
It doesn't care if it's right or not, can't wait to watch!
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Yesterday we saw police celebrating taking an <5mph e-scooter off the streets.
Today this.
Which one of those makes me feel safer? 🤔
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#SYNDICATE11 @MPSWandsworth
Officers on patrol around Mitcham have pursed a stolen jaguar with 5 suspects inside wearing balaclavas and stab vests armed with swords. Tactical contact used to bring the pursuit to a safe end. Suspects arrested with the help of @MetTaskforce 
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Then three beeps at 1.44kHz.
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The initial beeps are 860Hz and 1650Hz.
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It keeps on delivering up to around 500kHz.
I guess it's maybe not surprising.
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All the 1.4kHz harmonics!
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This is with it running at <100% duty.
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This is ambient noise.
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I suspect there is a lot of electrical noise off this.
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Thought I'd have a look at these cheap ESCs.
The motor is PWMed at about 1.44kHz
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What an awful design. Who designed this?
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Amazing, why am I only seeing the best of humanity right now???
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RED, YOU FUCK!
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These should have more res and black ones and the red and black should be adjacent.
Don't @ me
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I get *much* better engagement when I use my main account, but there's only so much crap I can put in my feed.
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I'd really like to add screenshot and RT functionality but Selenium makes weird rendering quirks.
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I think it needs to move to something better than files and in-memory counters.
I've decided ChatGPT isn't the way forwards for now. Replies generated divide into:
* Agreeing with the other person
* Utter nonsense
* Things that no person should ever say to another.
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The average reply has 17 characters in it, although many tweets are shorter with some lengthy ones to offset.
It needs a lot of tweaks. Primary one is to remove other accounts from the reply, as at the moment it just spams everyone.
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The bot was set running on 19 different threads last weekend.
1235 tweets sent.
2 did not interact.
12 blocks, 6 of which were within a few replies.
1 account set to private.
1 accounts deleted.
3 are still going...
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A heist film I haven't seen!
Might watch this later.
youtube.com/watch?v=_F-P3f
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Jean-Paul Belmondo did THIS 51yrs ago.
No stunt double, no green screen, no freakin’ CGI.
THE BURGLARS (1971)
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Well that's very specific, jelly temperature measuring!
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Interesting idea - stopping you putting the probes in the wrong socket.
I think I prefer the audible warning other meters have though!
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I've had two people ask me how to fix this... loads of people in replies with issues as well.
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Spotlight on iOS is soooooooo slow. sometimes takes 15 seconds to show search results. It’s in an unusable state. This is on an iPhone 13 mini, the real-time spotlight experience.
Am I the only one?
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I have returned from holiday to find I’ve received an Apple Watch I did not order from Very. And sent on the same day a letter from Very saying they just want to check it’s not someone who has ordered it using my name and address. Others in my development have had similar 1/n
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Stop commenting "Who?" under posts or stories about famous people you haven't heard of. Being ignorant of something isn't the flex you think it is you tiresome dullard.
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I've said it before, but... if you are a man who has any idea of equality, follow this account.
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So the professional cycling squad the “ ” is sponsored by automotive. The horn on the team’s namesake, the “Grenadier” SUV, as we now know, features a “handy” picture of a bike.
Just in case you need a hand wondering who you should be giving a … 1/2
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Is anyone else finding FaceTime is becoming less and less reliable?
Keep on getting calls that don't connect, then the video/audio call button is left stuck like the person is ringing you?
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(in case that is too obscure)
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This is so unhinged that the concept of hinges can no longer be discussed in the Telegraph news room. All the doors have fallen off.
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This is how alibi's work, right?
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