Uhm. I throw this whole entire event over several days as an excuse to play games and cosplay. I’m not too proud to admit it. Also, you get to as well.
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I uhh, lost my other shoe so I just wear these two mismatched ones. It’s like effortless cool. Don’t ask how I lost the shoe. Just don’t.
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Come on my podcast, but after I think all day about this subject I’m pondering. Don’t worry, I’ll tweet about it.
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I came so close to almost not selling my company. So close. Never give up. Never. NEVER!!!!!!
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I know my suit is cool. It’s bespoke. Whatever. I don’t want to talk about it. Next.
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I’m over everything. I only rock brains with blockchains.
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Statistically speaking you have a one in 27273737372726272949572.63738273737283737282838383827373828373728273738 chance of this being reality. I am doubtful any of this matters.
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My wife is hot. My wife is amazing. My wife is way more talented than I am. My wife is also an investor. My wife is the GOAT.
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Surprise!!! I’m an investor! Bet you didn’t see that coming! You didn’t think I was very smart, but it turns out I am suckers!
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Oh dear, please don’t ever ever ever touch me. Keep your hands where I can see them.
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Who’s dehydrated in this joint? I’ve got a backpack of *canned water*!! Listen to the sound it makes when you open it. Pshhh. Just like beer, but it’s not beer! It’s frigging water! Dance on!
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Pressed the like button. Pressed it again. Can you believe there are people who follow what I like and I don’t even have to tweet at all?
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I just had an epiphany that kids are people too and they are actually kind of interesting.
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I’m secretly judging you over my morning cup of coffee. My puns are very punny and I’m the king of Dad jokes.
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I’ve invented like a million things that you never knew you needed or wanted. I just don’t think anyone wants your thing. I can’t pretend it is mine either. So for that reason, I’m out.
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Ever since I moved away from Silicon Valley to the great state of Texas, I’ve found more free time. I also never need to sleep again. The answers to life itself are under these stars!
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My my my my my my poker face. You may not want to roll deep with me.
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The best way to get from A to Z is with a giant bus that sleeps my entourage of 12.
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You don’t want to know how many hours it takes to pretend I get it all done in four or less. It’s like the greatest magic trick of all time.
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Rockets. Rockets. Space ship... space ship! I love space ships!
Spaccceee Shipssssssss!!!!Prikaži ovu nit
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