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Founder, CTO, Tech Evangelist, vExpert, Google Insider, Cloud, Ninja, Vegan, Husband, Father, Cat, Humorist, Award Winning Author, Researcher, Taco, ML/AI
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Go to the build a bear workshop they said… weaponize bears they said… it’ll be fine they said!
They’re not wrong though… :)
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Internet: "C++ bad"
C++ Person: "Look, I agree with you, but it was really hard to learn, so I'm not stopping now."
When I was younger I wanted to be a pen tester. I did my PhD thesis on ball points vs feather, and landed my first job at Montblanc, and that first security briefing meeting…
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You’ve all been lied to. You weren’t being vaccinated against COVID, you were being given SQL Injections! FOOLS!
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Bought my Powerball ticket for tonight! Hope I win millions!
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All the single bagels. All the single bagels. All the single bagels. All the single bagels. All the single bagels.
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I just noticed that baby shark has over 12 billion views on YouTube….
Anti investment advice ..
This grocery store is DARK!
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Facebook ads be like U NEED A BANANA CLEANER
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Today is Winter’s birthday! We will share photos later, but for now. Happy 1st Birthday to Winter! To think one year ago she was born within 30 seconds of water breaking!
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This lady goes off on me about my Central Park joke and then blocks me. But that’s ok. I Only know she blocked me, because I was on my way to block her. :)
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My Mic and Receiver just arrived and WOW. this thing is amazing. I’m using it for zoom at the second, already tested it with video on my iPhone. This is amazing!
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The final LastPass end for me... Account Deleted, comments were made.
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As an added SLAP in the FACE of the whole LastPass Breach - as I was walking through deleting all my passwords in my vault before killing my account, apparently I can "Protect" my account from the breach, by spending money!
I use ChatGPT to give me answers I already know. I have to know the answers, because they’re often wrong…
It’s cool though because I blocked him, I don’t need this kind of toxicity in my life :)
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This guy has 2000 subscribers and got 1.6M views and thousands of likes for this innocuous tweet. The algo is broken.
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It took a mere few months but we are at the point where Chicken eggs cost more than caviar!
I was typing “JavaScript” but autocorrect was like I THINK YOU MEAN ANARCHY. You know what… I think you’re right.
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My first video was published to AWS's "Official" youtube channel today.
A small win... or maybe a big win... idk.
More to come
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Remember when we were dialing up at 2400 Baud (or lower) imagine if someone sent you a 2MB Giphy to show something ridiculous. And that's a SMALL Gif...
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Finally got around to moving SOME 2FA stuff to 1Password - Things that don't "Matter" I'll move there. Things that matter a LOT I'll still maintain as separate 2FA fed by a completely separate application.
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If you want to see me, I'm here too! Come join us!
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This is going on in 5 minutes! Come and join us future and current #vExpert #vExperts ! twitter.com/vGabiNunes/sta…
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Learn about the vExpert Program & Join our Public Q&A on January 11th @ 9am PST dy.si/yf2no8
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If your resume doesn’t include a Strengths section and a Weakness section… where do you put your weakness to Mithril?!
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Crypto millionaires are what we call Distrust Fund Babies.
Did everyone buy their ticket for the Mega-Billions lotto? :)!
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To curb gun violence, DC is putting up “Thou Shalt not kill” posters, as though people won’t simply change them to “Thou Shall Now Kill” localtoday.news/wa/thou-shalt-
Last week laid off 8k people. Unfortunately I was 1 of them. Friends know that I live and breath SF. So at this time I am leaning on my to request a little assistance in locating a company that might be searching for a SF dev like me. Thank u!
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The only people who should be saying Booyah are ghosts speaking in the affirmative.
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Winter starts making a ruckus so we yell at her to stop in Cantonese and she yells back in Winter! Hahaha
“What’s the difference between stubborn and determined?”
Difference? They’re synonyms!
“Child safe” bottles are not Winter safe. She’s not even a year old yet and has solved another puzzle and can open medicine bottles now. Fortunately it was empty, but still.
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I love Final Cut. It’s like I KNOW BY DEFAULT YOUR VIDEO LOOKED PERFECT BUT WHEN YOU IMPORTED IT INTO HERE WE MADE IT LOOK LIKE GARBAGE. GOOD LUCK IN POST PROCESSING AS WE HEAVY LIFT FIXING IT. Screw it. Just using iMovie.
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Chuck Norris drives a truck named Truck Norris
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