Strange because “Corporations are people”
Doesn’t go both ways? Who would have guessed
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Dying younger is likely the only thing that will keep most states from insolvency, so there's that as well.
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No no, not 'silver' linings, that'd imply you'd become grey before you die.

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"I only regret that I have but one life to give for our shareholders!"
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If only I could spontaneously explode and get all over my empowers pop machine ... dying younger would be totally worth it.
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It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks, and become one with all the people.
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even sheng-ji yang wasn't this much of a fuckface
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Team players unite to drink heavily tonight!
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