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I write Galaxy Brain, a newsletter about "non-cancellable global communities." Contributing Writer @TheAtlantic. Formerly @nytopinion.

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    Charlie Warzel‏Verified account @cwarzel 14 Jan 2019

    Charlie Warzel Retweeted Bloomberg

    love to die younger to help my employers!https://twitter.com/business/status/894922691098148865 …

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    BloombergVerified account @business
    We're dying younger. That could be really good news for our employers https://bloom.bg/2vJdiIM  pic.twitter.com/pdp3engaCW
    9:01 AM - 14 Jan 2019
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    • estefanía_sofía👑 more like gerard THEY amirite! Fuck Joe Biden I cant afford my fucking healthcare pasta akira ❤️‍🔥 Johan VH Reader Simon 🦦 Fabian Deitelhoff Stephan Dörner
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      2. Roseya "Rose" Belaya‏ @RoseyaXB500 15 Jan 2019
        Replying to @cyclerunner @cwarzel @kadhimshubber

        Strange because “Corporations are people”🤔 Doesn’t go both ways? Who would have guessed

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      1. StonksThatAreDownBad‏ @StoneyDad420 14 Jan 2019
        Replying to @cwarzel

        Dying younger is likely the only thing that will keep most states from insolvency, so there's that as well.

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      2. McSingerson  🇩🇪 🇪🇺 🇬🇧#FBPE‏ @mcsingerson 14 Jan 2019
        Replying to @GManfan64 @cwarzel @RosieGray

        No no, not 'silver' linings, that'd imply you'd become grey before you die. 😉😉

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      1. Syscrusher‏ @syscrusher1709 14 Jan 2019
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        "I only regret that I have but one life to give for our shareholders!"

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      1. SteffenBennett  🤬  🇲🇽 🇩🇰 🇬🇷‏ @Knobstradamus 14 Jan 2019
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        If only I could spontaneously explode and get all over my empowers pop machine ... dying younger would be totally worth it.

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      2. mitrebox‏ @mitrebox 14 Jan 2019
        Replying to @cwarzel @Heminator

        It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks, and become one with all the people.

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      3.  🏳️‍⚧️ gay moth aunt  🏳️‍⚧️‏ @gaymothaunt 15 Jan 2019
        Replying to @mitrebox @cwarzel @Heminator

        even sheng-ji yang wasn't this much of a fuckface

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      1. Patrick Thornton‏Verified account @pwthornton 14 Jan 2019
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        Team players unite to drink heavily tonight!

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