The cringiest behavior of the aspiring thot is the attempt to be "sexy" and only accomplishing romance novel levels of banality.
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Super 89th B-Day to the legendary Bob Uecker. Harry fucking Doyle, sitcom dad, noted American humorist, and the voice of the Milwaukee Brewers on radio since 1971. Oh, and as you may be aware, a career .200 hitter. Long live “Mr. Baseball.”
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A new statue atop a New York City courthouse. The artist says it’s part of an “urgent and necessary cultural reckoning underway as New York reconsiders traditional representations of power in public spaces and recasts civic structures to better reflect 21st-century social mores.”
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Oh, tax the rich - except when you need their money…
Biden to court wealthy donors as he preps 2024 campaign in coming weeks.
Taking classified documents home once, to one location, is a mistake. Doing it many times at several different locations- as Biden has done- shows recklessness and indifference.
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Only American citizens should be allowed to vote.
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“California already has nation's strictest gun laws. Mass shootings could spur push to go further.”
Of course they won’t admit they screwed up.
🙄🙄 l.smartnews.com/hYnyh/sAWmx1
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All the OG follows o could find. Feel free to edify me if I missed you!
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Oh lord…
Let’s try to be kind today.
The nuts are out of the nuthouse so bear the yapping and don’t hurt anyone.
Just for a day, say!
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Yapping your jaws like a protective Pomeranian.
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I might actually get some me respite from my hip!
Won’t help if the other areas grow osteophytes; but life gives you obstacles, you adapt and overcome!
Have yourself the best day!
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I’m thrilled to be back in ’s magazine with a feature in next Tuesday’s issue regarding the high maternal mortality rate in the U.S.
Mothers need advocates, too
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Proverbs 31: 31 "Give her of the fruit of her hands; and let her own works praise her in the gates."
Whether at home or out, virtuous women work.
The modern false choice of work vs domestication was planned.
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We reject all forms of global governance, without exception. That means rather than sending politicians and bureaucrats to the Davos conference, the US should withdraw from the WEF immediately and ignore its initiatives.
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Democrats:
-Want to raise the debt ceiling
-Refuse to cut spending
-Use the media to blame Republicans
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During the lockdowns, I stated I'd NEVER play a concert venue that forced fans to show their "papers" for entry concerning Covid. One venue added that rule after I agreed to play, so I cancelled it. The promoter sued me. He LOST the case today! Happy to say I never bent the knee.
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I was honored to mow and tidy up the lawn for Mr. and Mrs. Weigand, while they were resting inside. As Mr. Weigand is a veteran, I express my gratitude for his service. Making a difference difference one lawn at a time .
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i wish liberals would fight dirtier, like- i don't want outright carnage but i do want some shenanigans
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Are there really Republicans who think the history of slavery shouldn’t be taught in schools? Or is that just a straw man?
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An apology of sorts to all the podcast/streamers.
Sorry.
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Replying to @AlaskanCourtney
Damnit!
Oh wait.
I’m horribly bad about podcasts; live streams.
Whew!
I thought I had to do something.
Oh yeah… 
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Look, I love that youth can sell their body without being touched - and become an entrepreneur!
I laud that.
But I DON’T NEED IT!
I’ve gotten to that age “It’s nice looking and all, but you’re not here…” so it’s enhanced pretend at its best; and you’re not that talented.
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I wanted chickens and now I have alpacas and fruit trees.
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I was this years old when I started my day with only ‘followed’ on Twitter.
Quite refreshing for an old guy!
Just the ones I want to see!
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I’m not crying, YOU’RE CRYING!!!
Ok, maybe I’m crying a little. 😭
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At the autonomous zone in #Luetzerath, Germany by militant leftists, #Antifa & climate extremists, Antifa surrounded and attacked journalists. The violent occupation has been praised by leftists & Greta Thunberg for stopping a coal mine expansion.
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It just infuriates that the Democratic Party has literally lied while projecting what they were already doing.
And they are not the only ones. It seems that ‘absolute power corrupts absolutely’ is true.
Vengeance again and again and again.
We cannot trust these people.
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Elon Musks has done more to expose corrupt politicians in 2 months than the media has done in 20 years.
God bless him.
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We don’t know what has been causing so many cardiac arrests, so why wouldn’t we want to find out?
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Do what you can to make your life wonderful today.
Hoping for you all to have the best!
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Stop this nonsense!
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Sorry @USCPSC, your new study does NOT link gas stoves w/asthma in kids:
1. No children studied in new 'study.'
2. Results not statistically significant.
3. Asthma = allergic disease, but gas stoves emit no allergens.
Debunked: junkscience.com/2023/01/no-new
cnn.com/2023/01/09/bus
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