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It's 2AM, do you feel completely unloved and alone?
"Do you want to come to a party?" "Who will be there? Is there parking? Are you just trying to Carrie me?" "You are no longer invited."
2 favoritesI stopped leaving my house and stopped having any friends.
2 favoritesSUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAYSUNDAY!
1 favoriteSuccess is putting a nice coat on so the McDonalds drive through lady doesn't see your pyjamas as you order two large coffees for yourself.
2 favoritesAcross America today thousands of children refused to pledge allegiance to the American flag. Please retweet in honor pic.twitter.com/8f5SdaIKba
3,161 retweets 1,824 favoritesSo You Think You Can Peter Pan?
1 favoriteShout out to whomever put the cat sounds in when the Pirates were woofing.
1 favoriteThey keep walking in the water...
1 favoriteI'd love to see the Criminal Minds episode about a woman who pretends to be a young boy to lure young women from their homes in the night.
2 favoritesIf you missed me singing GLITTER AND RIBS on Conan last night, here it is! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIqym7eQWHo#t=212 …
103 retweets 240 favoritesmediocre, amateurish, but never, ever hyperbolic. I take care of MN's grandparents while trying to survive graduate school.
Before you say that mean thing, just don't.
4 favoritesTeenagers don't want to watch a toned-down show. They want to look toward their cool adult futures, not their loser toddler pasts.
2 favoritesRap: I'm a teenage dream, nearly 27, living on my own, eating mostly chips. Can't health me up, I got my own thing going, aint a fan of dips
2 favoritesmy god yes http://thehairpin.com/2014/12/classic-poems-updated-for-the-internet-age …
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