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    matt christman‏ @cushbomb 12 May 2018

    Not more cops. Bigger cops. Cops force-fed corn like pâté geese until they become massive, perfectly-spherical crimefighting orbs.

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      1. matt christman‏ @cushbomb 12 May 2018

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      1. Cane‏ @artisan_cane 12 May 2018
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        Absolute units

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      2. Ben Schwartz‏ @benschwartz_ 12 May 2018
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        this is why i need funding for my supper-soldier formula.

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      1. Piniowsky‏ @rogerbellin 12 May 2018
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        fed entirely on tactical donuts costing $1,000 each that the military no longer needed

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      1. President-Elect Nestor  🇺🇸‏ @StanODonnelShow 12 May 2018
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        Absolute porcine units.

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      1. 'Micro' Chip Chipowski‏ @diet_pepis 12 May 2018
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        can't commit street crimes, if the streets are filled with cop orbs

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      1. Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone‏ @Spammyjazzhands 12 May 2018
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        They don't have to use guns, the gravitational pull will drag innocent pedestrians and people of color into the "dead zone" where they disappear into the orb.

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      1. Lara Lawlor‏ @lawlorlara 12 May 2018
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        Don't underestimate the effectiveness of 100 duck-sized cops.

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      1. Charlie Kauffman‏ @charliekauffman 12 May 2018
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        They’re already doing that tbh

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