Matt Christman

Manufacturing Consommé by Epic Nom Chomsky

Got turnt and posted my hog to the official #QAnon I control. Fortunately I convinced my rube followers that it was a satellite photo of a DNC child sex compound.

Any flying object can be an unidentified flying object if you’re dumb enough.

Every woman at this Julia Salazar fundraiser is a gorgeous 10/10 supermodel and their boyfriends are all malformed golems made of straw and manure.

Whom does not enjoy unwinding with a delightful match of Forted Evening?

Gonna post up in a field on a lawn chair holding a sign that says SPACE FORCE GOT THAT WEAK PIPE until I’m painlessly evaporated by a laser.

Hi everyone this is Luigi's wife. Unfortunately LM died after flipping our kart 40x while group texting "I'v-a got-a small-a pepperone!"

Follow up: If you decide that you must euthanize Gizmo for the good of mankind, how would you do it? Bear in mind that in this scenario he likely trusts and perhaps loves you.

Given the astronomical risk of gremlin havoc posed by his very existence, is it morally incumbent upon a person to murder Gizmo if they find him?

Blaming the Green Party for my corkscrew dick.

Mar-A-Lago membership includes: • pool access • all the heat lamp carving station pressed meat product you can eat • can make the VA name a hospital after your mistress’ son

Eating asbestos like a fruit roll-up while my libtarded nephew looks on, triggered.

To consume pumpkin spice without concern for its effect on comrades or the Party. This is a type of beckyism.