Curtis Raye

@curtisraye

Writer in New York. Host of FOIA Love: A Comedy Show About Public Records. . Venmo: Curtis-Raye Zelle: foiacomedy@gmail.com

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    Apr 17

    So, , , and Justine Lupe walk into a bar. An empty bar. With locked doors. Saturday at 4pm PDT. Tune in. Pick a song. Nobody will hear it. And money will go to support hard-working restaurant workers.

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    Apr 20

    I’m doing a crossword puzzle with a friend every day (ish). I'm calling it “Comedians in Quarantine Doing Crossword”. It posts sporadically and follows none of the rules of web series. Really it's a way for me to catch up w friends (and interact with someone over the age of 7!)

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  3. Apr 18

    Going live now on . C'mon by! Pick a song that nobody will here played. It's weird and fun! And the proceeds help restaurant biz folks in need

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  4. Apr 18

    Tonight at 7:30pm, will be joining The Lonely Jukebox already in progress. We're playing songs on a jukebox in an empty, Covid-19 shuttered bar. Nobody will hear them. And money goes to support food service workers. Be a part of it at

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    Apr 18

    Today at 8pm EST, I’ll be joining the The Lonely Jukebox w ⁦⁦⁩ already in progress. Looks like fun. More info below. Be a part of it at

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  6. Apr 18

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  7. Apr 18

    Fans of may enjoy seeing Jimmy tonight on The Lonely Jukebox 7pm EDT. Inside of a closed bar is a mysterious jukebox that won't quit. We'll play songs on it using my phone. Nobody will hear them. Pick a song (and a donation goes to charity).

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  8. Apr 15

    Last week, our guests was SNL's Cecily Strong. This week, actor Richard Kind is joining. If you've got 15 minutes, we can have an interesting conversation while reminding people to donate. Details at the link above. Thank you.

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  9. Apr 13

    When I wear sunglasses, people can't tell I'm staring at them. I can confirm that wearing a mask has different results.

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  10. Apr 11

    Added one more guest for tonight. Starting at 8pm Eastern, Cecily Strong will help us push songs into the emptiness of a closed bar, powered by a mysterious jukebox that refuses to quit. (This is a charity event. Payment info in bio.) Livestream here:

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  11. Apr 11

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  12. Apr 11

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  13. Apr 11

    Lonely Jukebox fundraiser! If you Venmo me $1.20, I'll play a song on a jukebox in an empty bar, shut down by Covid-19. Nobody will hear it. AND I'll donate $2 to restaurant staffers who've lost hours. Joining me tonight are guests . Payment info in bio

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    Apr 8

    my shoes probably think i died

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  15. Apr 6

    Is it?

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    Mar 29

    Yesterday, my dad pointed out that since he’ll be having seders alone with my mom, he’ll be the youngest at the table by a few months, and for the first time in over 70 years, he’ll get to ask the Four Questions.

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  17. Mar 28

    Here's more info:

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  18. Mar 28

    I'm buying Touchtunes songs on a jukebox located in a shut-down, empty bar called the Airport Pub. If you Venmo me $1.20, I'll play a song, AND give $2 to a restaurant staffer who has lost hours. America's good guy just donated, and it made my day. Who's next?

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  19. Mar 28

    Nevertheless, she persisted. This jukebox refuses to shut off for Covid-19. Send me $1.20, and I'll play and song on it (that nobody will ever hear) AND donate to workers who've lost hours.

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  20. Mar 28

    I've seen great videos of people reading to the camera for children. But do kids want more interaction? Here's video of me listening to someone read "Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!" That someone could be your child. Feel free to have them read at me.

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