Curtis Greene

@curtis__greene

Mostly sarcasm and cynicism

NYC
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Joined October 2010
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  1. Apr 6

    Whose going to have the most losses this season: the or me in the Lottery?

    1 like
  2. Apr 5

    This is music in 2016

    hey guys, do you like the fixed version of Wolves better?
    1 like
  3. Apr 5

    What is going on at ? From sky-high valuation and investment to very limited demonstrations -- feels like something big

  4. Retweeted
    Mar 23

    I only gained the power of speech at the age of 16, after I was bitten by a radioactive speech.

    203 retweets 500 likes
  5. Mar 23

    Rest in Power to the Trini Gladiator

  6. Retweeted
    Mar 22

    We're looking for siblings Sascha & Alexander Pinczowski who were at this morning. Pls RT

    1:39 PM - 22 Mar 2016 · Details
    464 retweets 59 likes
  7. Mar 15

    OH IM SORRY IS THIS TOO REAL???

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  8. Mar 15

    Thinking about changing all my passwords just to "DeadDog1" for simplicity sake. I don't want to update them every 8 years...

  9. Mar 10

    Gotta hear both sides

    Officials: Mountain lion featured in National Geographic apparently mauled koala in L.A. Zoo
  10. Retweeted
    20 Aug 2014

    Can you say your strengths? “Your strengths” No like what are they “My legs maybe” No, like for work “Oh lol sorry, idk prob communication”

    3,441 retweets 6,798 likes
  11. Mar 6

    It's cool to think that someone definitely sharted during the academy awards this year

    1 like
  12. Mar 1

  13. Feb 20

    My Patronus is Pablo Escobar

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  14. Retweeted
    18 Oct 2014

    I wonder what vibe I carry when I walk into a room. Lord I hope it's chill.

    1,442 retweets 2,090 likes
  15. Feb 17

    I spend most of my time worrying about Young Metro and if he trusts me or not 👀

  16. Feb 16

    Remember when we used to get nostalgic all the time? Those were the days...

    1 like
  17. Retweeted
    Feb 7

    There is no greater way to reveal your own bitter impotence to the world than making a "sportsball" joke today.

    172 retweets 295 likes
  18. Jan 27

    Huge day for pants on Twitter

    1 like
  19. Jan 22

    POLYGRAPH TEST GUY: we ask u a question w/ an obvious answer first ME: k P: are your pockets full of spaghetti? M: no *needle goes crazy*

    1 retweet 4 likes
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