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    ME: *peacefully enjoying a book* AUTHOR: Hey, did you know [headcanon with no textual support]? ME: Actually, this is a loan from the Library of Babel. Though it happens to be identical to your book in every way, you didn't write it and your headcanon carries no weight.

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    We need to to keep out illegal souls. American children should be born with spirits made in America. And people, we’ve got thousands of them. The black canopic jars with mysterious runes discovered in that Alaskan mine last week? Souls. American souls.

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    Driving by Reddit HQ with a megaphone yelling “ACCUMULATING GOOD KARMA IS STILL ACCUMULATING KARMA. STOP THE CYCLE!”

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  4. Jan 28

    You're thinking of a cognitohazard; an infohazard is a *mind* that's hazardous to *information*.

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  5. Jan 21

    Have you tried substituting in their positions in the Greek alphabet?

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  6. Jan 21

    This sentence has eight hidden layers of meaning, but no one thinks to keep looking after they find the first one.

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  7. Jan 21

    Y = X – Λ + I

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  8. Jan 21

    Trapping animals in nets and snares, freeing them, and then basking in their appreciation because they're smart enough to know I saved them but too stupid to figure out I set the traps.

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  9. Jan 21

    I believer that within a decade computers will be able to replicate the experience of writing on a used napkin

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  10. Jan 16

    Robert Frost's Fire and Ice always sounded bad to me, and I recently learned that Frost pronounces "fire" as one syllable and "desire" as two. Everything makes sense now.

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  11. Jan 15

    Any argument against self-driving cars that brings up the trolley problem is also an argument against humans driving cars.

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  12. Jan 15

    For a given statement and a given mind, what is the minimum amount of time it takes to convince the mind that the statement is true? For a given statement, what is the highest minimum value over all possible minds, ignoring infinities? Of all statements, which ranks highest?

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    you may not think your brain is a supervillain. but 1) its called Brain and 2) it lives in a skull fortress

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  14. Jan 10

    Why is X cyclical? Because there are only so many types of simple systems and a lot of them have oscillatory solutions.

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  15. Jan 9

    Tired: Beware the man of one book. Wired: Beware the man of one morpheme.

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    29 Jan 2014

    To tell games from non-games, check if uttering "It's just a game!" goes together with winning or with losing.

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  17. Jan 6

    Have you tried closing the stable door at the *exact moment* that the horse bolts through it, thus ensuring the horse never bolts anywhere again?

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  18. Jan 6

    Not satisfied with any of the dozens of note-taking systems and apps you've tried? Have you considered the possibility that you don't actually have any notes worth taking?

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    18 Sep 2016

    I love this. This is beautiful. I feel like an entity whose telos is to maximize things like this tweet.

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  20. Jan 4

    If your life's about to end And to Hell you'll soon descend, This is what I recommend: Read more .

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  21. Jan 4

    If you search for the hashtag , this tweet will show up on the list.

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