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    Kat Maddox‏ @ctrlshifti Sep 20

    Is it a coincidence? I don't think so. Stop testing your softwarepic.twitter.com/1ShFfoHkLB

    1:36 AM - 20 Sep 2020
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    174 replies 2,283 retweets 12,724 likes
      1. Kat Maddox‏ @ctrlshifti Sep 20

        "But then the customer will find the bugs" What? Why is your customer testing the software? Tell them to use it without testing it.

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      1. Daniel Widgren‏ @dwidgren Sep 20
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        pic.twitter.com/pNZTDtkC9y

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      2. Ben‏ @benevansnz Sep 20
        Replying to @ctrlshifti

        If you don't write any software, there's no need to test *man pointing at head.jpg*

        6 replies 4 retweets 144 likes
      3. Marc Mauri Alloza a casa  🏠‏ @opengeek Sep 20
        Replying to @benevansnz @ctrlshifti

        Less code and less features less bugs this is not a joke!

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
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      1. Гений гниения‏ @ololo666 Sep 20
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        Keep it bug-free with zero testing.

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      2. campbell  🦀 ⚡‏ @The6P4C Sep 20
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        we simply need to re-focus ourselvespic.twitter.com/Rm34Yok0HB

        1 reply 45 retweets 564 likes
      3. Aiden‏ @aidensisepik 14h14 hours ago
        Replying to @The6P4C @ctrlshifti

        That made me laugh

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      2. Zylatis‏ @ReluctantPotato Sep 20
        Replying to @ctrlshifti

        The best bug testers are customers, deploy to production.

        3 replies 4 retweets 42 likes
      3. Zylatis‏ @ReluctantPotato Sep 20
        Replying to @ReluctantPotato @ctrlshifti

        Zylatis Retweeted Brenan Keller

        Obligatory link to this gem:https://twitter.com/brenankeller/status/1068615953989087232 …

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        Brenan Keller @brenankeller
        A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.
        1 reply 2 retweets 70 likes
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      2. Even Juberg‏ @NikkaYoichi Sep 20
        Replying to @ctrlshifti

        As a someone who is TRYING to learn JS, I'm amazed at how many bugs I'm able to create in 100 lines of code.

        9 replies 2 retweets 60 likes
      3. ubdussamad‏ @ubdussamad Sep 20
        Replying to @NikkaYoichi @ctrlshifti

        If you're learning then it's okay, but after a while use a dedicated IDE , it'll reduce your error rate drastically.

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