Katerina Borodina

@ctrlshifti

tech ''comedian'' ; writes about coding ; security lead @ [REDACTED] ; chaotic neutral ; she/her

Sydney, Australia
Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2018.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    13. sij

    Hey Twitter peeps, do you ever wish you could combine your two favorite hobbies: harassing women, and gaming? Well thanks to , now you can. Available on desktop/laptop only. Appreciation for satire sold separately

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  2. prije 2 sata

    on the ONE day I decide to wear a crop top, Sydney weather is cold? why?

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    Somebody please make this man pay his taxes

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    This dude is the CEO of DevBatch....so you know, try not to work there.

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  5. prije 20 sati

    for a moment i thought i could sell a service where i knit you a blanket of your git commit history but then i realised it'd just be white for 90% of y'all

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  6. prije 21 sat

    coworkers bullied me into switching to mac. i regret to inform everyone that i'm actually enjoying it

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  7. 3. velj

    this command-line tool makes it so that whenever you try to run a tool, there's a 50% chance the terminal will just explain the tool to you instead. it's called mansplain

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  8. 2. velj

    there should be a command-line utility named mansplain and all it'd do is whenever you run a tool, there'd be a 1/2 chance your shell will run man [tool] instead

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  9. 1. velj

    in love with this vscode theme 🥰

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  10. 1. velj

    it's 2024. everything is ironic. the republicans ironically pass medicare for all. hipster coffee places ironically spell your name right. oil companies ironically invest in solar. ceos make business deals by sending each other the handshake emoji

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  11. 1. velj

    programmers farmers 🤝 product ruined by bugs

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  12. 31. sij

    what are your favorite absurdist pics?

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    29. sij

    “I’ve CC’d in my boss” - professional - corporate - mildly threatening “You wanna say that in front of Greg?” - confident - threat level 9000 - who is Greg and what is he capable of

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  14. 30. sij

    every time an employer says they prevent remote work because of "communication", I recall the time I came to a coworkers desk and they told me they're busy but when I slacked them a meme they replied in 2 seconds

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  15. 30. sij

    HIRING a "DEVELOPER". Must know how to scale clouds and have 6 years experience in C Plus. Salary $30k. Bonus includes ping pong table. Bring your own balls

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  16. 28. sij

    manager: how are you going with the slides? me: not good. i'm like, a big dumb baby manager: you're not big

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    27. sij

    New: leaked documents, data, contracts show how hugely popular antivirus Avast now harvests internet browsing data and sells it for millions of dollars. Clients included Home Depot, Google, Microsoft. Documents show a product called "All Clicks Feed"

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    27. sij
    Odgovor korisnicima

    People: I could never go blackhat, I could never do harm to others for profit Me: I have bad news for you about big tech companies

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  19. 26. sij

    whenever you think "why the hell did they even bother implementing this security feature when they don't even care to make it work?", the answer is simple: ISO certification

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  20. 26. sij

    ever wondered why sometimes you can send an email to security@company.com, but never get a response? fun fact: some certifications require companies to have a security@ email. howver, they don't always specify that the security@ email has to actually be monitored

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  21. 26. sij

    (sorry, poly people)

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