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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 26

    INVISIBLE NETWORKS 2020 Writing exercise: invent a weird social network and write a short story every day this February. Use the prompts, or your imagination. (Bonus: guess which prompts are human, and which were generated by AI)

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  2. 9 hours ago

    When the devil cheats and beats god at cards it's because he moves under God's skin, eyes staring through stretched flesh, tapeworm claws intertwined with nerves, God's own arms betraying themselves

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  3. 10 hours ago

    Sure, robots can beat humans at chess, but they're at LEAST a decade away from being able to beat god at chess

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  4. 10 hours ago

    I want to live in the charging port of the artificial god: a cavern as wide as the city, a series of metallic wells, which we once powered with atomic magic—now vestigial, for he caught the spark of eternal life

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  5. 10 hours ago

    Heaven is under the shell of the snail god; heaven is inside the ear of the mouse god; heaven is between the shark god's teeth, and where the pencil of the scribe god meets the page

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  6. 10 hours ago

    God can see everything except himself, which is why all the demons live burrowed inside him

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  7. 12 hours ago

    You can identify wisemen by the radiating forehead wrinkles where their third eyes open and close

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  8. 13 hours ago

    Pour wine into the fire and watch it burn drunk, the flames transfigured into lazy red waves, the sparks gliding in spirals that trail through the dark, the roar of seething fuel turned to an echoing cosmic giggle

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  9. 17 hours ago

    Arcana by firelight: whose face do you see in the flickering inferno? Your own, or the hangman's? Does a blue moon somehow hang between the flames?

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  10. 17 hours ago

    A fire's prayer of thanks: I thank thee for the wood and air The blackened seething ashes where I smoulder, and the sparks so bright by which I craft a sun of night

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  11. 17 hours ago

    You are the fire burning the cathedral, blotting out the stars with your roar. You remember past lives, consuming prairies, and forests, and you thank the humans for creating this richness of structure to destroy

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    This meme season, remember to get your meme vaccine. Bio-Squad Medical Tents will be deployed and providing affordable vaccinations, deprogrammings, reprogrammings, nooradiation treatments, bio-exorcisms, brainfulness training, phobia extractions, and micro-kaiju sterilizations.

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    22 hours ago
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  14. Feb 1

    Through the tinted windows of the spaceship, the void is opalescent, rippling violet and gold, every star crowned by cyan moiré. It relieves the stark emptiness of the dark, enough to keep astronauts sane

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  16. Feb 1

    The leaves of the trees flow, swirling and clustering, rolling over the trunks like banks of mist. High above, you realize the clouds are fixed in place

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  17. Feb 1

    Pandemonia is soft. Chaos: more like sand than knives, swirling particles warm with gentle friction, and the entropyscape feels like a pool of numbing fire

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  18. Feb 1

    When you get high on elfslime your irises are replaced with smaller eyeballs, your skull rattling with nested orbs, matryoshka sight-pearls, your vision a vision of vision

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    Feb 1
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  20. Feb 1

    The queen has a crown that is an enormous cat tower. Upon it rest hundreds, perhaps thousands, of cats. It vanishes above the clouds

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  21. Feb 1

    Inks are the tar sands of microbes. Little viruses are trapped in the hardening black, their corpses preserved immaculate for extraction by foolish biologists

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