Tweets
- Tweets, current page.
- Tweets & replies
- Media
You blocked @ctrlcreep
Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @ctrlcreep
-
Pinned Tweet
INVISIBLE NETWORKS 2020 http://invisible.social Writing exercise: invent a weird social network and write a short story every day this February. Use the prompts, or your imagination. (Bonus: guess which prompts are human, and which were generated by AI)
Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
When the devil cheats and beats god at cards it's because he moves under God's skin, eyes staring through stretched flesh, tapeworm claws intertwined with nerves, God's own arms betraying themselves
Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Sure, robots can beat humans at chess, but they're at LEAST a decade away from being able to beat god at chess
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
I want to live in the charging port of the artificial god: a cavern as wide as the city, a series of metallic wells, which we once powered with atomic magic—now vestigial, for he caught the spark of eternal life
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Heaven is under the shell of the snail god; heaven is inside the ear of the mouse god; heaven is between the shark god's teeth, and where the pencil of the scribe god meets the page
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
God can see everything except himself, which is why all the demons live burrowed inside him
Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
You can identify wisemen by the radiating forehead wrinkles where their third eyes open and close
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Pour wine into the fire and watch it burn drunk, the flames transfigured into lazy red waves, the sparks gliding in spirals that trail through the dark, the roar of seething fuel turned to an echoing cosmic giggle
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Arcana by firelight: whose face do you see in the flickering inferno? Your own, or the hangman's? Does a blue moon somehow hang between the flames?
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
A fire's prayer of thanks: I thank thee for the wood and air The blackened seething ashes where I smoulder, and the sparks so bright by which I craft a sun of night
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
You are the fire burning the cathedral, blotting out the stars with your roar. You remember past lives, consuming prairies, and forests, and you thank the humans for creating this richness of structure to destroy
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
neality Retweeted
This meme season, remember to get your meme vaccine. Bio-Squad Medical Tents will be deployed and providing affordable vaccinations, deprogrammings, reprogrammings, nooradiation treatments, bio-exorcisms, brainfulness training, phobia extractions, and micro-kaiju sterilizations.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
neality RetweetedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Through the tinted windows of the spaceship, the void is opalescent, rippling violet and gold, every star crowned by cyan moiré. It relieves the stark emptiness of the dark, enough to keep astronauts sane
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
The leaves of the trees flow, swirling and clustering, rolling over the trunks like banks of mist. High above, you realize the clouds are fixed in place
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Pandemonia is soft. Chaos: more like sand than knives, swirling particles warm with gentle friction, and the entropyscape feels like a pool of numbing fire
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
When you get high on elfslime your irises are replaced with smaller eyeballs, your skull rattling with nested orbs, matryoshka sight-pearls, your vision a vision of vision
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
neality RetweetedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
The queen has a crown that is an enormous cat tower. Upon it rest hundreds, perhaps thousands, of cats. It vanishes above the clouds
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Inks are the tar sands of microbes. Little viruses are trapped in the hardening black, their corpses preserved immaculate for extraction by foolish biologists
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.