Chris Parker

@ctp

Programmer. Thinker. Juggler. Skier. I work at the fruit company. Trying to learn more about design & programming & everything else. Always too much to learn.

Usually Mountain View, CA
Joined August 2007

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  1. Think you're having a bad day? Spare a thought for contractors who set off fire system at Oklahoma National Guard...

  2. I have no idea who wrote this, but it's excellent. Maths <3

  3. Filed under "Bygone places I wish I could eat at." I wonder who A and A were.

  4. Here, courtesy of is the House vote to approve the 19th Amendment, for all you enthusiasts. See anything familiar?

  5. Please ask Trump if he supports Canada's Weapon X program in light of recent vibranium shipments from Wakanda. He'll answer.

  6. Functional programmer: (noun) One who names variables "x", names functions "f", and names code patterns "zygohistomorphic prepromorphism"

  7. Oh good. They're jackhammering outside the day care center.

  8. [teen] omg I'm literally dying [me] IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE [guy] I have a doctorate in English [m] perfect. Explain literally to him

  9. It's adventure day with Cora! She takes it very seriously.

  10. LRT: I don't get it. How does anyone think that's not sexual assault?

  11. Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-AL) says even if Trump had grabbed women by their genitals, it would not be sexual assault

  12. Chris Parker followed , , and 27 others
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      Traveler. Event Planner & Epicurean. Childless & Carless by choice. Loves: Live Music, Jetsetting, Yoga, Burlesque, Holistic Healing.

    • @vivqu

      Part time agent of chaos, full time iOS engineer .

  13. Used to think Mary Matalin was relatively sane, but she's on ABC defending the "locker room talk" and that's awful.

  14. Proud to continue my streak of 4,787 days of marriage without my wife needing to publish a public statement about finding my words offensive

  15. Everyone seems a little more satisfied with this walk.

  16. Can we please remember that where TV news abjectly failed, newspapers may have saved the Republic. As intended.

  17. Still totally amazing. Getting moments like this in while I still can.

  18. If you’re ever feeling embarrassed about your work, remember that my first commit to Foundation broke email for the entire executive team ✨👌

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