Chris Parker

@ctp

Programmer. Thinker. Juggler. Skier. I work at the fruit company. Trying to learn more about design & programming & everything else. Always too much to learn.

Usually Mountain View, CA
playswithfire.com
Joined August 2007
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  1. 4 Aug 2015

    Think you're having a bad day? Spare a thought for contractors who set off fire system at Oklahoma National Guard...

    852 retweets 664 likes
  2. Oct 16

    Zonked.

    4 likes
  3. Oct 11

    I have no idea who wrote this, but it's excellent. Maths <3

    3,021 retweets 3,994 likes
  4. Oct 13

    Filed under "Bygone places I wish I could eat at." I wonder who A and A were.

    2 likes
  5. Oct 12 Manhattan, NY

    Here, courtesy of is the House vote to approve the 19th Amendment, for all you enthusiasts. See anything familiar?

    3,264 retweets 4,459 likes
  6. Oct 9

    Please ask Trump if he supports Canada's Weapon X program in light of recent vibranium shipments from Wakanda. He'll answer.

    1,636 retweets 2,773 likes
  7. 13 May 2015

    Functional programmer: (noun) One who names variables "x", names functions "f", and names code patterns "zygohistomorphic prepromorphism"

    1,409 retweets 1,340 likes
  8. Oct 11

    Oh good. They're jackhammering outside the day care center.

    4 likes
  9. Oct 6

    [teen] omg I'm literally dying [me] IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE [guy] I have a doctorate in English [m] perfect. Explain literally to him

    304 retweets 644 likes
  10. Oct 10

    Joy, unfiltered.

    8 likes
  11. Oct 10

    It's adventure day with Cora! She takes it very seriously.

    9 likes
  12. Oct 10 Miramonte Springer Road Area, Mountain View

    LRT: I don't get it. How does anyone think that's not sexual assault?

    5 likes
  13. Oct 10

    Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-AL) says even if Trump had grabbed women by their genitals, it would not be sexual assault

    1,468 retweets 844 likes
  14. Chris Parker followed , , and 27 others
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      Traveler. Event Planner & Epicurean. Childless & Carless by choice. Loves: Live Music, Jetsetting, Yoga, Burlesque, Holistic Healing.

    • Vivian Qu
      @vivqu

      Part time agent of chaos, full time iOS engineer .

  15. Oct 9 Grant Road Sylvan Park Area, Mountain View

    Used to think Mary Matalin was relatively sane, but she's on ABC defending the "locker room talk" and that's awful.

    1 retweet 7 likes
  16. Oct 8

    Proud to continue my streak of 4,787 days of marriage without my wife needing to publish a public statement about finding my words offensive

    13 retweets 66 likes
  17. Oct 8

    Everyone seems a little more satisfied with this walk.

    3 likes
  18. Oct 7

    Can we please remember that where TV news abjectly failed, newspapers may have saved the Republic. As intended.

    1,872 retweets 3,712 likes
  19. Oct 8

    Still totally amazing. Getting moments like this in while I still can.

    22 likes
  20. Oct 7 Civic Center Tenderloin, San Francisco

    If you’re ever feeling embarrassed about your work, remember that my first commit to Foundation broke email for the entire executive team ✨👌

    123 retweets 465 likes

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