He'd miss and end up hurting some innocent dude across the way
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He could not do that, it would mess up his hair.
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they do but he keeps on shooting the help
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I'm sure they could fit a golden toilet in place of the stainless steel one in a Supermax cell for him. His security detail could have a comfortable office with secure CCTV monitoring of the cell and work out a reasonable rota system to avoid boredom.
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Elvis died on the toilet.
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Got to admit this is what I've been hoping for. That he just strokes out on the pan, mid-tweet, sometime in the next few weeks. Just not sure what's the ideal date. Xmas maybe?



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I'm curious how many likes his tweets have been getting since the election in comparison to before.
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Havent found a betting place for it, but i am prepared to bet actual money on this outcome
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