What? then why are we paying those Ranger guys to keep the orcs&wolves at bay?
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Poisoning the wolf after it’s eaten you is only good from the species’ point of view; at an individual level, it’s still game over.
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The Shire is a nature preserve protected by the Rangers and the Entwives. They're trying to keep the last population of Hobbits alive and breeding. Like pandas.
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Look at how long it took Sam to find the courage to talk to that Rosie girl-hobbit!
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Recall that at the end of the LOTR books, King Aragorn refuses to *even set foot* in the Shire. Because it's the law. But why was that law made in the first place?

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Headcanon update accepted.
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Gandalf only survives going there because he's a literal demigod.
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So that's why Saruman cuts down the trees in the shire.
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They’re high grade uranium. He’s planning a fast breeder reactor to power Isengard 2.0
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