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like i'm glad we don't live with the imminent threat of giant alien monsters however i wish we could homoerotically pilot mechas to destroy capitalism
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fucked up that we live in a world where bad things happen all the time and i don't even have the option of fighting them pacific rim-style in a giant robot that is literally powered by friendship
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OH BY THE WAY tickets for this are just 7$ and you get a 5$ gift card so really tickets are like?? 2$?? that's more than lipgloss.
eventbrite.com/e/ft-lukens-na
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Who am I seeing this Saturday at the launch for SPELL BOUND at the Union Square B&N? 



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I know what they were going for and this is an awesome person for a doodle, I'm just concerned that this might lead to some confusion amongst already-misinformed men lol
"I have 30 minutes to make a meal for 5" and/or "I am new at cooking and need simple steps" has its own place and I respect that, I just need to know that they know.
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begging white tiktok chefs making cookbooks to google what goes in taco seasoning so we can stop acting like old el paso packets are the only possible way to achieve this recipe.
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avoiding language that is searchable but also don't want to self-censor in case people have filters up, so I'm being intentionally vague.
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the person involved *might* have been [redacted] and it's already getting bad in the comments. Unending wm and nothing but this is of course going to be held against the entire community.
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(also, because this is news to a lot of people, your local library/community likely also has a check out/rental system for non-book/movie/music things too! my library rents specialty cake pans and bike locks, my friend's rents out board games and kid's toys!)
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It's spring in the northern hemisphere so take a quick look in your local library and/or local community for a "seed library," which provide free packets of seeds for you to take and plant. Not just flowers - they have herbs and vegetables that you can grow and eat.
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I can't wait to celebrate the launch of SPELL BOUND with on Saturday 4/1 at the Union Square B&N in NYC!!! Only a week away! But still time to sign up here:
eventbrite.com/e/ft-lukens-na
Please RT and share!
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The fact that Amanda Bynes flagged a car down, told them she was having a psychotic episode and called 911 herself actually gives me a lot of hope for her well-being.
That's a huge deal. When she's ready, I hope she can be proud of herself for that.
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I am not ready to get up at 6am again for the next 8 weeks. I need it to be summer break.
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Gonna need people to start charging TikTokers an appearance fee and asking for a contract so they stop getting unpaid labor from strangers.
This time 3 years ago my work announced an extra week of spring break while they scrambled to figure out what to do about the plague, and then I didn't go back to the office for a year and a half 🥹 I miss not having to commute
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tartar sauce? mayo and relish. thousand island? mayo, relish, and ketchup. russian? mayo, ketchup, horseradish. ranch? mayo and herbs. spinach dip? mayo, sour cream, spinach, and herbs.
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One of the most obnoxious things I learned as an adult was how many sauces and dips are just slightly differently flavored mayonnaises.
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additional follow up: what's happening now may not be happening later, some diagnoses may change and some may only be applicable later.
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(brought to you by reading the tiktok comment: "that's an autistic thing? but I do that! I had no idea I have austim!" too many times)
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the system may be broken, but a diagnosis is not meant to label you as different it's meant to provide a framework for how to help. many people in the world experience some of the same symptoms as major diagnoses, but if they are managing fine, then it's not a diagnosis.
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attn ppl of twitter/tiktok/tumblr: having some common symptoms of a diagnosis (specifically autism and adhd) does not mean you have that diagnosis. diagnosis and treatment is meant to be for those whose activities of daily living are disrupted by their symptoms and need support.
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If people make you feel dumb about being happy or not knowing something, a useful skill to develop is the uno-reverse. Don't understand a joke? No, they're dumb because they can't tell jokes. Enjoying something meant for younger ages? No, they're dumb for being boring.
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People have a hard time defining woke without accidentally saying they want to be able to hate minorities and not face any consequences.
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god I love having hot take conversations with my bff. her and I just angry ranting back and forth about the modern american church being stupid and damaging. love it.
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textures I'm usually fine with. I'm very sensitive to smells though, and most scented products give me a headache. had to wash off my tinted sunscreen today because my brain decided it was smelly.
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maybe predatory Christian characters will start to cease once predatory Christian practices start to cease.
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I do think there is an anti-Christian bias in Hollywood. As soon as the David character in “The Last of Us”
started reading from the Bible I knew that he was going to be a horrific villain. Could there be a Bible-reading preacher on a show who is actually loving and kind?
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whistling is angerpain
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YOU, NEURODIVERGENT PERSON!
WHAT KIND OF TEXTURE AND/OR SOUND DO YOU ABSOLUTELY HATE?
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how am I supposed to write about my accomplishments when I'm in the middle of a depressive episode
Doing a CE course on ethics and gotta love how it says the late 1800s morality period believed poverty was a personal failure. 150 years later and we're still having the same argument.
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afkhdklgsh the proposal is to take a drive with horrific traffic and...decrease the amount of lanes available for 99% of drivers?
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me walking around my house: where do these leaves on the floor keep coming from? I just swept.
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Someone tell me this asshole doesn't think fingers on a keyboard is the only way to make text appear
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Replying to @anothercohen
The reality is that this guy (who is independently wealthy) did no actual work, claimed as his excuse that he had a disability that prevented him from typing, yet was simultaneously tweeting up a storm.
Can’t say I have a lot of respect for that.
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After sending this tweet, Elon spoke directly with the former Twitter employee and subsequently admitted that he was wrong and apologized to the former employee. Elon also invited him back to Twitter.
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