Kai Mast

@cskama

Hi there! I research scalable distributed systems with high integrity .

NY / CA / GER
Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2008.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    3. lis 2019.

    I love dating another grad student. We get to make fun weekend plans just to cancel them because we both realize we're too busy.

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  2. prije 22 sata

    There's a flight to Ithaca from Dulles at the same time as a flight to Syracuse. The towns are only about and hour apart by car but there's virtually no train/bus connection between them. Public infrastructure in the us is so ill-planned.

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    It has been 0 days since I showed coworkers the cursed Instant::now() code from Rust stdlib

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  4. 29. sij

    me: has used Bash for a decade or so also me: how do i add two integers

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    27. sij

    me: has used Bash for over a dozen years also me: Googles how "if" works

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    20. sij

    "Don't worry about this tech debt, we'll clean it up next sprint." Senior developer:

    This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years
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    "SIM swap" attacks have been in the news for years. They’ve enabled serious financial crimes and even a hack of the Twitter CEO's account. We spent 6 months researching how vulnerable wireless accounts are to these attacks. Our draft study is out today.

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    10. sij
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    6. sij

    APPLICATIONS DUE FEB 1! Undergrads! **Especially**: first and second years, students from under-represented backgrounds, students at schools without strong research programs... apply to come do research with us at CMU this summer!

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    2. sij

    Should we have decentralized messaging systems? Probably. But the track record of us actually building them is pretty bad. And even when protocols do achieve it, in the end most people end up using a centralized system.

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  11. 30. pro 2019.

    Is it too late to introduce the term "latch" (as opposed to transaction "locks") into the systems community?

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    30. pro 2019.

    When Inner Mongolia has better train service than your tech capital.

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  13. 29. pro 2019.

    ┏━━┓┏━━┓┏━━┓┏━━┓ ┗━┓┃┃┏┓┃┗━┓┃┃┏┓┃ ┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃ Release a usable artifact for each of your research projects. ┃┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃┏━┛┃┃┃┃ ┃┗━┓┃┗┛┃┃┗━┓┃┗┛┃ ┗━━┛┗━━┛┗━━┛┗━━

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  14. 24. pro 2019.

    Sent a patch via email like its 2005. Let's see if I get a reply.

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    Can’t wait until we give up our incredibly misguided prohibition on social considerations in blockchain governance 🤞

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  16. 21. pro 2019.

    Upon further inspection, it looks like the VLDB template was forked from some ancient version of the ACM template in '91...

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  17. 19. pro 2019.

    Me: I wonder why I don't go to the movies more often. *sits through an hour of commercials and previews* Me: Oh.

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    RT if you're a scientist who acknowledges that neither gender nor sex is binary, and would very much like TERFs to stop referring to science when attempting to justify their bigotry. 💖

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  19. 19. pro 2019.

    This is especially annoying because latex templates might break because of some random package you use. A list of know issues and an easy way to request changes and improvements to a template would go a long way.

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  20. 19. pro 2019.

    Why do conferences not provide a git repository for their LaTeX templates that allows to issue bug reports and create pull requests?

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    16. pro 2019.

    For those keeping track at home: Microsoft's browser now pretends to be Google's browser, which pretends to be Apple's browser, which pretends to be Mozilla's browser. Meanwhile, they all pretend to be a different version of Mozilla's browser, which hasn't existed in decades.

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