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Imagine the NYT editorial “Barack Obama is Still a Colonizer” from M’Baku of the Jabari Tribe.

Followed by T’Challa’s bland official statement: “M’Baku of the Jabari Tribe does not speak for all Wakandans. Although we have concerns about the United States’ role, we appreciate Mr. Obama’s historic position...”

But then: plot twist! Nakia does a followup in a black publication (the root?) agreeing with M’Baku but also throwing shade at the unimpressive feminism of the United States but ALSO the (recent?) shortage of female heads of state in Wakanda AND around the world.

*T’Challa brings M’Baku along to a formal international summit as representative of the Jabari tribe* Obama: I— M’Baku: WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! Obama: *stunned into silence* T’Challa: *wtf face* M’Baku: A brown-skin colonizer is still a colonizer *OldKanyeShrug*

Obama: “Don’t WHOO, vote!”

GOP Rep Joe Wilson: The lack of civility shown by *extremely colonizer voice* “M’Baku” of the “Jabari” “tribe” interrupting President Obama is a clear indication that the savages of Wakanda cannot be trusted, and that our choice to ally with them is a threat to our way of life...