All of y'all have beards and your beards look so good and I can't grow a beard. My daddy had this absurd Teddy Pendergrass-ass shit in the 80s but none of my uncles on my mom's side can grow a beard and that's what I got cursed with this shit ain't fair.
I mean tbh with as much maintenance as an actual nice beard requires I probably was not blessed with this for a reason. I'm mostly just whining. But I appreciate the hope.