Y'ALL! I FIGURED IT OUT! I know what happened. The wrong granny prayed that Don Lemon would wake up but the problem was the largest highly unstable source of blackness nearby was Kanye West and so Kanye's blackness deserted him and went into Don Lemon.
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But Don Lemon's body is not prepared for this level and power of blackness. If this imbalance continues unchecked, Kanye's face will get so wrinkled that he will no longer be able to rap and Don Lemon's frail form will be unable to contain all the blackness.
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It'll start jumping into random white people at CNN. Don't be surprised if suddenly Jake Tapper grows a fro and his stank face game jumps by like 3000% overnight.
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