Cheesecake Factory is basically the aesthetic summing-up of the culture of my upper middle class white Southern Baptist high school. Infinite variety with absolutely no difference, but very tasty. Comforting yet soulless yet comforting.
also you don't understand Cheesecake until you understand that Cheesecake is a FAMILY restaurant. It's for families. Children are the justification and the dignity of Cheesecake. And not small kids. Like 10-16 year olds.