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@cryptozoologie

there’s something fiction about the way that reality is going

homesick at space camp
Joined August 2012
Born 30 October

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  1. Pinned Tweet

    it has been brought to my attention that some of you are wondering whether or not i think before i tweet. the answer is no, never

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  2. 23 Oct 2018

    once i stop falling in love with every moderately attractive guy who gives me attention it’s over for you bitches

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  3. 16 hours ago
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  4. 18 hours ago

    I want my foreskin back 😔

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  5. 12 hours ago

    Ate some string cheese and jacked off

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  6. Jan 2

    rt if ur dick is bigger than 7 inches

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  7. Dec 31

    when meet me halfway still goes hard

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  8. 24 Aug 2018

    i will not be forcing a gender on my first born child but i’ll be damned if they don’t accept their given all-lowercase name

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  9. Dec 31

    Before 2018 ends.... anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me 😳

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  10. Dec 31
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  11. Dec 31

    crying wit the homies but in a gansta way

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  12. niggas will reply “nothing” then post a NBA Youngboy lyric ab how nobody care ab them and dey all alone

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  13. 30 Dec 2018

    Avoiding my problems and beating off again

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  14. aquaman succeeded in making me very dizzy and a little horny

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  15. 20 Sep 2018

    So we’re all in agreement we are saving casey frey during the race war

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  16. When I’m eating her pussy and she asks me how it taste

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  17. 28 Dec 2018

    Please has anyone figured out what we should be doing while people are singing happy birthday to us?

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  18. 📍digital artists | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍 naming layers | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | | | | 📍 toggling the 👁 button to see what layer it is

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  20. 6 Dec 2018

    indie kids running to post their spotify wrapped in case people forget they listen to beach house, mac demarco and hippo campus

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  21. hand: on cock incognito tab: on pornhub feelings: repressed

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