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  1. Pinned Tweet
    3 Mar 2014

    Christian politicians hate science because they think it's always talking about two Adams bonding

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  2. Jacob Wohl, aka the world's youngest boomer, loves posting screenshots of the news on ig with captions like "very troubling"

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  3. making my way downtown walking fast lol

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  4. Apr 26

    while you toil away at your desk job I'm making moves in DM with my new business partner

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  6. Beto showing off by doing his 5 minute verbal final exam in Spanish class on "why I love imperialism" instead of "how I spent my summer vacation"

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  7. I need to clarify the first guy ordering orange soda isn't me. it is a fool's beverage for clown children

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  8. a second guy just sat down next to me and also ordered orange soda what is happening

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  9. here I am, an adult man ordering an orange soda at a restaurant.

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  10. Apr 28

    a pried open McDonald's drive thru donation box is the bleakest thing I've ever seen

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  11. Apr 26

    outside llewyn davis, a book is a man's best friend. inside llewyn davis it's too dark to read.

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  12. Apr 27

    Meghan McCain says she feels "disenfranchised" by Bernie Sanders' call to restore voting rights to people who are incarcerated.

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  13. Apr 27

    pretty crazy to think about how at any given moment, someone in the world is having lunch

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  14. Apr 25

    Asparagus grows like it’s trying to prank some idiot into thinking this is how asparagus grows

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  15. Apr 25

    22yr old girl on here: call my clit atlantis cause it’s wet af and men still don’t know how to find it 45yr old horny married reply guy she doesn’t follow: That’s because they aren’t men, they’re boys. Real men know how to dedicate themselves to exploring every crevice... (1/3)

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  16. Apr 26

    outside llewyn davis, a book is a man's best friend. inside llewyn davis it's too dark to read.

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  17. UP EARLY DOiNG A SOME TRUCK STUFF

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  18. STEP 1: WAKE UP STEP 2: DO TRUCK STUFF

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  19. Apr 26
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  20. 11 Apr 2011

    that's gay as hell dude... [later, in hospital burn ward]: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I KNEW THERE WAS AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL BEING NAMED "HELL DUDE"

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  21. 4 Jun 2013

    god sees all the demigods hangin out, cant remembr if he designed them to interlock into 1 full god. ‘hav a good wknd’ he say, walkin faster

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