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    bite me  🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈‏ @cryptidcrocuta 12 Sep 2018

    the stigma that cats are backstabbing, lying bastards is so false my dog will steal my food if i turn my back or leave the room at least my cat has the honor and balls to do it right in front of me as i am trying to eat it

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      1. bite me  🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈‏ @cryptidcrocuta 14 Sep 2018

        this tweet was muted a while ago but to everyone following me because of it I'm a queer furry who occasionally draws warrior cats and talks about my pets

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      2. Sam Powell‏ @SamPowellDesign 14 Sep 2018
        Replying to @cryptidcrocuta

        I imagine the cat does so with direct, unwavering eye contact

        1 reply 3 retweets 191 likes
      3. Alex Haze‏ @WhoIsAlexRose 14 Sep 2018
        Replying to @SamPowellDesign @cryptidcrocuta

        On the contrary, the cat does so with a steady focus as though the human is not present. Only food.

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      2. Bluewing‏ @Bluewing_Rogue 14 Sep 2018
        Replying to @cryptidcrocuta

        Birds wait, cause their tiny dinosaur bones are too fragile to dominate the puny minded humans, yet. Soon humans, SOON.

        5 replies 1 retweet 108 likes
      3. Dasha‏ @dream_about_sky 14 Sep 2018
        Replying to @Bluewing_Rogue @cryptidcrocuta

        Lol around 10 years ago I was struggling student and was eating some cheap fast food outside building. Just as I put my mouth on smthng like burger two sparrows emerged and took my fries and other stuff while I was sitting there dumfounded and they even tried to return

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      2. Dusty Ossu‏ @DustyjOssuary 14 Sep 2018
        Replying to @cryptidcrocuta

        This is a fact. I watched a cat snatch a chicken leg from an aunt's hand the moment they made eye contact.

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      3. J. Lynn Stapleton  🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈‏ @Ceridwyn2 14 Sep 2018
        Replying to @DustyjOssuary @cryptidcrocuta

        The moment the cat made eye contact with the aunt or with the chicken leg?

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      2. Joon  👽 🏳️‍🌈‏ @astro_nautics 14 Sep 2018
        Replying to @GenderIsDumb @cryptidcrocuta

        my cat does this too?? he refuses to drink from the water bowls we set down for him but as soon as i put my glass down slorp slorp

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      2. Sky  🏳️‍🌈‏ @sky__blue73 14 Sep 2018
        Replying to @cryptidcrocuta @micahccino

        My mum eats breakfast outside with my cat, and share little pieces of ham with her (cuz kitty loves ham) She set her toast on the table an went inside to get her cup of tea, was gone not even half a minute, and the ham off BOTH slices of toast were “mysteriously missing”

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      3. Sky  🏳️‍🌈‏ @sky__blue73 14 Sep 2018
        Replying to @sky__blue73 @cryptidcrocuta @micahccino

        We believe this to be the culpritpic.twitter.com/7ZzVeenagr

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