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  1. 6 jam lalu

    imagine Homer Simpson using the infinity gauntlet but just to summon a six pack of beer. You know it’s the first thing he’d do!!

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  2. 13 jam lalu

    I will never make eye contact with a unicyclist

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  3. 14 jam lalu
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    26 Apr
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    Media ini mungkin mengandungi bahan sensitif. Ketahui lebih lanjut
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  6. 27 Apr

    I think about starting a podcast then pause, remembering my dullard’s monotone and gnarled ape-like hands incapable of using any recording equipment. I sigh and return to slapping and punching a piece of marble into the shape of an unrequited love

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    23 Feb 2015

    sylvestetr the cat: sufferin succotash! Terry Schiavo was murdered

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  8. 26 Apr

    some say the lack of government intervention in Endgame is proof the free market works. I say: was Captain America himself not a government-funded project? My latest, on Mouthbreather Who Should Be Killed

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    26 Apr

    The Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of America’s contributions to the Third Way Foundation peaked in 2016 when Bernie Sanders first put Medicare for All on the map.

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  10. 26 Apr

    here’s my analysis of Nate Silver, with some charts to be added later: he’s very stupid and so is anyone who likes him

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  12. 26 Apr

    taylor swift has released her new single, "Target Commercial"

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    25 Apr

    why is Joe Biden using the official "mi tía's funeral pamphlet" font in his campaign videos

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    25 Apr

    "bernie is the guy at the birthday party who eats all the cashews and asks for more toilet paper when he already knows it's under the sink. hard pass!" (person responds with GIF of the wedding crashers saying "you are the freaking man, homie!")

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    18 Apr
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    24 Apr

    Mike and JF once again push the theoretical limits of protected political speech. An all-new YKS!

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    19 Feb

    2008 Nate Silver: "Punditry is fundamentally full of shit, and I'm going to prove it with hard data" 2019 Nate Silver: "I saw in a dream that Klobuchar seems very regal to Lacrosse uncles in areas of NY that were colonized by the Dutch. This will help her in the 'guts primary.'"

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    25 Apr

    No other U.S. politician, Dem OR Republican, is more responsible for mass incarceration & New Jim Crow in America than Joe Biden. He didn’t just vote for Drug War Acts 1986 & 1988, 1994 Crime Bill, etc. he authored them. His #1 Dem opponent will be CSPAN

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    i hate it when i'm the frontrunner, an underdog, ahead in the polls, unfavored, and the biggest brand name out there

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  20. 25 Apr

    “I think Biden has a real—“ 👈 dumb 👆 stupid

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