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  1. A common subject of debate among basketball fans is whether or not Lebron James is a better player than Michael Jordan. The most conclusive way to answer this is by checking the number of championships each player has, with the player having the highest number being the best

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  2. hope it knows a good lawyer

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  3. roughly half of all consulting work for the past 20 years has been finding out ways to make the same jay z reference over and over

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  4. 20 hours ago

    RIP Anthony Bourdain, a man who was as honest and fearless in his words as he was in his travels. You were a real one.

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  5. should have been Kissinger

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  6. Jun 3

    looks like this blew up. while i got everyone's attention here check out my soundcloud

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  7. Jun 3

    Michael Jordan was a lifetime 15-8 against the Golden State Warriors. That seems like a winning percentage to me

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  8. Jun 3

    Lebron James is losing to the team coached by Michael Jordan’s former teammate. Michael Jordan doesn’t even need to be directly involved to beat Lebron

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  9. 30 Sep 2015

    thank you to my good friend for recording my first national TV appearance.

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  10. Jun 3

    Melania has gone to live on a great big farm where she has lots of space to run and play and promote vanilla policy initiatives with all the other First Ladies

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  11. Jun 3

    When Ben Shapiro tweets about pop culture

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  12. Jun 3

    too bad the stupid beaver got in the way

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  13. 18 Dec 2016

    im going to be one of thsoe guys who writes ebooks named like "Brain God: Calculation Master" then spend all day screaming at people on here

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  14. May 20

    "A Montana woman said she plans to take legal action after a Border Patrol agent detained and questioned her and a friend — both U.S. citizens — after overhearing them speak in Spanish at a gas station."

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  15. May 17

    [nodding intensifies]

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