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    [ASMR] Ben Carson Attempts To Cancel Comcast

  2. goodbye everyone who hates pineapple on pizza

  3. some guy from Fox News Business has been posting this pic of himself in a sweaty tank at like a 5 min clip for hours

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  5. The white nationalist flag is a blurry Bichon Frise set against your grandma's couch

  6. This is writing in a book literally entitled "The End Of Racism"

  7. Andrew Breitbart once told me new Trump campaign chair, Bannon, is “the Leni Riefenstahl of the Tea Party movement"

  8. we live in the funniest of all possible universes

  9. How have they managed to spin young people living out of their cars as aspirational

  10. The plot of Injustice 2 is an alternate reality where President Bernie turns evil after Congress kills free college

  11. one of the things that most stands out about the olympic gymnastics is that doing all those flips and jumps looks incredibly hard

  12. This is the ideal make body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

  13. I pull up to Wendy's drive-thru and Jared Leto is dressed as the Joker holding the Bible and a magnifying glass instead of my large chili

  14. One time my sister scared the shit out of my parents by walking down the stairs like this

  15. watching the trolls embarrass themselves with awful thinkpieces while I sip a Mike's hard lemonade purchased during the Bush administration

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