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writing, making comics 🏹 crushedpeanut dot com

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    12 Dec 2019

    “you’re intimidating” no i’m not i’m 5’4” !!!

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  2. 2 hours ago

    i miss thisismyjam

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  3. 2 hours ago

    all the hot girls are on tretinoin. I want perfect skin! I wanna be hot! but I will never be a True Hot Girl because my psyche belongs to that of a Cute Girl

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  4. 4 hours ago

    i’m trying to communicate telepathically to Aaron while he is at work that i would like to eat Tandoori Hut today but i don’t think it’s gonna work

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  5. 5 hours ago

    gonna watch BASIC INSTINCT with Teddy tonight

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  6. Jan 21

    Nigel, nothing but a grifting finance bro!

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  7. Jan 21

    just got a call from Nigel Chia, he’s advising me to download Coinbase and invest in cryptocurrencies now that BTC is down. buy, sell, buy, sell!

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  8. Jan 21

    what’s up with the title format that’s like The [Common/Title Noun] of [East Coast City/Neighborhood]? for example, The King of Staten Island, The Pope of Greenwich Village, The Many Saints of Newark

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  9. Jan 20

    i don’t trust caronline pole a check

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  10. Jan 20

    i thought the inauguration was on monday and nobody was talking about it

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  11. Jan 19

    ok but does your city have a Steely Dan-themed lounge?

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  12. Jan 18

    TWIN PEAKS created by DAVID LYNCH &

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  13. Jan 18

    my search tabs got conflated

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  14. Jan 17

    my powers are coming back >:-)

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  15. Jan 17

    every now and then I recall that online reality tv show with cartoonists, Str* p S** rch, and come away from the memory feeling as though I hallucinated watching it

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  16. Jan 17

    watching TO DIE FOR, huh I wonder how I could tell the score was by Danny Elfman

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  17. Retweeted
    Jan 17

    monkie

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  18. Jan 17

    it’s JOHNNY MNEMONIC Day

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  19. Jan 17

    “This show was 10th in the global trip hop chart and 57th in the global downtempo chart.” lol damn shawty ok!

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  20. Jan 17

    transcription is challenging. I say this after having tried my hand at transcribing fake auto insurance audio last night for a job app because I want more opportunities to obliterate my delicate wrists.

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  21. Jan 17

    i found a Garth soundboard just now after that last tweet, and many of the line labels seem to have been transcribed by a computer. for example, “Game on!” is labeled as “Avon” and “Party on, Wayne” is “Freon way”

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