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@crstry

Pata-professional Daemon Whisperer. Less thought-leader, more eternal cries of “you're holding it wrong”. Disenchanter of technology. He/Him.

UK
Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2012.

Medijski sadržaj

  1. 26. sij

    The clout trap on the left:

  2. 21. sij
    Odgovor korisnicima i sljedećem broju korisnika:

    Nexus 5x, but I can reproduce the issue with curl and firefox on a mac:

  3. 3. sij

    This – this isn't how ticket systems are meant to work. At all.

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  4. 1. sij
  5. 29. pro 2019.

    Surf Black Metal is truly one of my favourite things:

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  6. 29. pro 2019.

    As much as I think that folks who voted for Trump or Brexit were voting for needless cruelty, there's still value in actually understanding why. “Know your enemy” if you enjoy that reductive framing. Eg:

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  7. 30. lis 2019.

    TL;DR: Human Rights are an abstraction, predicated on many assumptions.

  8. 5. lis 2019.
  9. 29. ruj 2019.

    Your aperiodic reminder to actually profile your code. I'd literally never have guessed that the bottleneck in this app was a mutex contention when creating a HTML attribute.

    CPU profile flame-graph showing around 55% time spent waiting for a mutex.
  10. 28. ruj 2019.

    “Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?”

    Code snippet:
  headers: { [header: string]: string | string[] | undefined; };
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  11. 18. kol 2019.

    Therapist: The herd of unshaven yaks in your code isn't real, it can't hurt you My code:

    A group of 5 very hairy and unshaven yaks.
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  12. 25. srp 2019.

    Guess who picked totally the wrong week to have a staycation in London:

    Weather summary showing "Mostly Sunny" and temperature range of 21℃ to 39℃
  13. 22. srp 2019.

    Fortunately, the music is as good as the title:

  14. 16. srp 2019.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    Unfortunately, the text is only about an inch wide, and each line only a few weeks long. It's be great if it filled the width of the device, like it does when my phone is in landscape. Does that seem fair?

  15. 16. srp 2019.

    Hi, I really liked your post on defunctionalisation. Unfortunately, it's a bit awkward to read on a narrow screen (Nexus 5x in my case):

    Blog post image, where the text only takes up the left hand half of the screen, and the right hand side is empty.
  16. 1. lip 2019.

    Peter van Roy talking about time in distributed systems. And starting with Gnosticism. Rad:

  17. 11. svi 2019.

    The map you never knew you needed: Walking distance to the nearest pub in the UK: from:

  18. 2. svi 2019.
    Meme. Three rows of Images on left, with text on the right.
Plain rock with text: "Using the Drake format",
Small mossy stone: "Using the expanding brain format"
Large moss covered rock: "using pictures of rocks with varying degrees of moss coverage, making it a true dank meme"
  19. 28. tra 2019.

    “No other industry does a better job of separating who decides what work is going to be done, from who decides how it's gonna be done, from the people actually doing it.”–

  20. 28. tra 2019.

    Why people gravitate towards anti-heroes, and the critique that they embed:

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