Hey #Vancouver! We have two 5th-row tickets to tonight’s Canucks all-star game that we can’t use. It starts in 40 minutes. Anyone want them? (Mutuals prioritized but I just don’t want them to go to waste. First come first served!)
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Hey, #Vancouver and #VanIsle folks!
You know how you can be a REALLY awesome person?
Host a Ukrainian refugee (one or more!) for a little while!
Help Ukraine #VancouverIsland has settled over 300 people on the island…. but we need more hosts! (cont)
ukrainehelpvi.ca
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until Sunday at midnight, all of our Cthulhu products on the online store are 25% off with the code DEEPSEA.
we honour the ravenous hunger of the sea, and of the Great Old One who dreams in its depths. shop.stormcrow.com/collections/ev
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Never gonna stop making cool shiz to support the people of Ukraine.
We’ve already saved 7 lives with our Ukraine-benefit products. Help us save even more!
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you requested, we provided. our Mariupol-made "Russian warship, go f*** yourself"-in-Elvish wooden coasters have sold out, but WE'RE MAKING T-SHIRTS TOO.
and as always, 100% of the profits go *directly* to help Ukrainian refugees.
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you requested, we provided. our Mariupol-made "Russian warship, go f*** yourself"-in-Elvish wooden coasters have sold out, but WE'RE MAKING T-SHIRTS TOO.
and as always, 100% of the profits go *directly* to help Ukrainian refugees.
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our Ukrainian chief artisan from Mariupol is still alive... & he and his family smuggled out a laser engraver and have set up in a borrowed woodshop where they're hiding.
and we've collab'd on these.
they say "Russian ship, go f*** yourself". in Elvish.
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Two years ago, at the beginning of the pandemic, I started a little #ecommerce store for my partner’s Storm Crow nerd bars. I figured we could sell our merch online to help us stay afloat. Maybe even build brand awareness outside of Canada!
Today, this happened.
I’m proud. :)
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our legendary Cthulhu Tiki Mug is FINALLY BACK on the website. it’s been aeons.
so until midnight Saturday, you can get your own Cthulhu Tiki Mug for 25% off with the code AEONS.
there’s a reason it sold out, friends. 😘
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I am CRYING.
The auction is over. The winning bid? $3000.
And the second-highest bidder reached out and offered to just *donate another* $3500.
I am giving her my own personal stein & a hefty gift certificate as a thank-you. But. OMG.
This will save this family’s life.
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Only 3 more hours to get bids in for the Best Nerdy Package Ever, with 100% of proceeds going directly to our Ukrainian artisans who’ve fled Mariupol & lost everything.
(Can’t bid, but still want to help? Just get in touch by DM & we’ll arrange it. 
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The chief Ukrainian artisan from the shop that makes our Beerbarian Steins has escaped Mariupol and is now in hiding with his family… and is selling digital art on Etsy.
This piece is $3 USD and is AWESOME.
Pls consider purchasing! etsy.com/ca/listing/118
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Two more amazing things have happened!
1. The spectacular and have each donated extra-cool stuff to add to the Best Nerdy Package EVER!
2. The bidding is up to $2500! All $ goes directly to our #Ukrainian artisans, who have miraculously escaped Mariupol!
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Our “Best Nerdy Package EVER” auction to benefit our Ukrainian artisans in Mariupol is LIVE! shop.stormcrow.com/products/beerb
Featuring our very last Beerbarian Stein, likely ever, + autographed swag from @bitterasiandude, @JewelStaite, @GailSimone, @MadelineAshby, @NatalieZed & more!
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We’re crying tears of happiness, friends. We just got word from the chief artisan that he and his family are ALIVE!
We cannot share any more details, for safety’s sake. But we are so relieved. And it means that this support is more important than ever.
💙💛
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Our “Best Nerdy Package EVER” auction to benefit our Ukrainian artisans in Mariupol is LIVE! shop.stormcrow.com/products/beerb
Featuring our very last Beerbarian Stein, likely ever, + autographed swag from @bitterasiandude, @JewelStaite, @GailSimone, @MadelineAshby, @NatalieZed & more!
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I've added items to The Best Nerdy Package EVER: An Auction for Our Artisans in Ukraine organized by +
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A stunning stein, signed items from + more!
Bid and share!
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The wonderful has added even more to the #StandWithUkraine package! You'll ALSO get signed copies of Rick and Morty VS Dungeons & Dragons Vols. 1 & 2, incl all 4 character cover variants, AND Disney Kingdoms: Figment collector's edition!
Bid now: shop.stormcrow.com/products/beerb
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Our “Best Nerdy Package EVER” auction to benefit our Ukrainian artisans in Mariupol is LIVE! shop.stormcrow.com/products/beerb
Featuring our very last Beerbarian Stein, likely ever, + autographed swag from @bitterasiandude, @JewelStaite, @GailSimone, @MadelineAshby, @NatalieZed & more!
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Our “Best Nerdy Package EVER” auction to benefit our Ukrainian artisans in Mariupol is LIVE! shop.stormcrow.com/products/beerb
Featuring our very last Beerbarian Stein, likely ever, + autographed swag from @bitterasiandude, @JewelStaite, @GailSimone, @MadelineAshby, @NatalieZed & more!
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From my favourite nerdy place.. doing their best to support folks in trouble. An amazing package being auctioned off to support people who need it. 🌻🌻🌻🇺🇦
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Our Last Beerbarian Stein Auction goes up tomorrow, to benefit the artisans who make them in Mariupol, Ukraine & are under siege!
Signed swag from @bitterasiandude, @JewelStaite, @ToddLockwoodArt, @sethanikeem & more!
& we’re still looking for items to raise as much as we can!
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An amazing nerdy auction full of amazing nerdy items, all for a great cause!!
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Our “Best Nerdy Package EVER” auction to benefit our Ukrainian artisans in Mariupol is LIVE! shop.stormcrow.com/products/beerb
Featuring our very last Beerbarian Stein, likely ever, + autographed swag from @bitterasiandude, @JewelStaite, @GailSimone, @MadelineAshby, @NatalieZed & more!
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The Best Nerdy Package EVER auction is live!! Huge thanks to everyone who has contributed and/or signal-boosted so far!
If you’re any kind of nerd celebrity and you wouldn’t mind contributing a signed book/photo/etc, please reach out - we want to raise as much $ as we can!
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Our “Best Nerdy Package EVER” auction to benefit our Ukrainian artisans in Mariupol is LIVE! shop.stormcrow.com/products/beerb
Featuring our very last Beerbarian Stein, likely ever, + autographed swag from @bitterasiandude, @JewelStaite, @GailSimone, @MadelineAshby, @NatalieZed & more!
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Our “Best Nerdy Package EVER” auction to benefit our Ukrainian artisans in Mariupol is LIVE! shop.stormcrow.com/products/beerb
Featuring our very last Beerbarian Stein, likely ever, + autographed swag from , , , , & more!
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Something big is coming to West Queen West this summer... Offworld will be a one-of-a-kind extraterrestrial cocktail experience from the team that brought you .
Visit offworldbar.com and sign up for updates!
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Our Last Beerbarian Stein Auction goes up tomorrow, to benefit the artisans who make them in Mariupol, Ukraine & are under siege!
Signed swag from , , , & more!
& we’re still looking for items to raise as much as we can!
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for #InternationalWomensDay, instead of running a sale on the online store, we’re instead donating 30% of all online sales today to UNHCR to help women fleeing violence all over the world.
all you gotta do is shop, and you’re helping! shop.stormcrow.com
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The Sippy Cup of Cthulhu: not just for human babies.
(But also for human babies.)
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Another way to help #Ukraine:
As you may know, our Beerbarian Steins are handmade in Ukraine. Our mugwrights are safe and sound, but this batch is the last for a LONG while.
So we are selling them for $499 each & donating ALL proceeds to Come Back Alive. shop.stormcrow.com/products/new-s
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NEW on the Manor menu: the Glory to #Ukraine shot!
$6 from every shot sold will go to the for Emergency Relief, PLUS Storm Crow Manor will match total donations up to $2,000.
#StandWithUkriane
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We stand with and support Ukraine. 🇺🇦
Until the end of the Russian invasion, 100% of the proceeds from our “Still Alive” profani-tee will be donated to Come Back Alive, a Ukrainian NGO that supports defense and relief efforts.
#StandWithUkraine
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THEY’RE BAAAAACK!
Our Burger Alignment 11x17” posters are finally available again, for when you can’t get enough Dungeon Burgers in your FACE!
(Plus, because these have the Alehouse on them, they’re SUPER limited edition, never to be printed again!) shop.stormcrow.com/collections/fr
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Hey, #dnd/#dungeonsanddragons fam. I have a really important request. (A 🧵.)
Most homeless shelters in Ottawa are closed right now because of the dangers posed by the convoy - incl the ONLY shelter for homeless girls under 18.
It’s record-breakingly cold.
Let’s help. /1
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The TVA The CDC
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Supposed to be trying to eradicate and prevent new variants but doing an extraordinarily poor job of it
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On the one hand, it absolutely sucks so much that our beloved is closed now.
As a tiny silver lining, though, I got to tell and the news team - on camera - to beware the Beholder because he has lair actions, so I guess I win at nerding.
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ICYMI: Sunday was last call at Vancouver’s Storm Crow Alehouse nerd bar as its owners struggled to stay open under a trio of pressures. As @GraceKeGlobal reports, the public was able to buy some of the quirky memorabilia in support of staff.
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and we’re NOT DONE! we just added a few more goodies to the Alehouse memorabilia sale. Many things are spoken for, but we’ve saved a few of the best for last…
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we are particular fans of Confused Batman shop.stormcrow.com/products/confu
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FYI, stuff is selling out in MINUTES. we’re adding things every 5 min or so for the next hour at least… come and get it!
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hey, #Vancouver: we’re still adding memorabilia to our online sale! we’re about to add some cool things in the next half hour or so, so get ready!
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hey, #Vancouver: we’re still adding memorabilia to our online sale! we’re about to add some cool things in the next half hour or so, so get ready!
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, so sad to see you go; especially since I didn't visit until these last two weeks of opening. An atmosphere and experience unlike any other, your nerd haven will be missed. At least will carry on the legacy, will need to stop by if I ever visit!
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another tiny folktale for the Storm Crow: this one is about loneliness, loss and love.
in this season of endings and sadness - the ravages of the pandemic and, closer to home, the closing of among other things - I thought it apropos and, hopefully, comforting.
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