David Crookes

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Joined February 2009

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  1. I did not take drugs - Lance Armstrong. I did not have sex with that woman - Bill Clinton. The NHS is safe in my hands - David Cameron

  2. 451 Unavailable For Legal Reasons is now an official status code, congrats and all who helped!

  3. Theresa May wants to see your internet history, so we thought it was only fair to ask for hers

  4. Wow - intense front page of the

  5. For RT : LAURA LIKES TO POP BUBBLES OH MY GOD

  6. Wouldn't surprise me if the result of is that spitefully legislates to ban the use of smartphones in hospitals.

  7. High Court grants order striking down Data Retention and Investigatory Powers Act, declares Section 1 is inconsistent with EU law

  8. Shoddy bar charts in on page 2. What do X axes represent?

  9. Microsoft paid $7.3bn for Nokia - today announced $7.6bn writedown plus c$800m charge. No wonder Stephen Elop was let go...

  10. You do understand that the government's own assessment is that the higher minimum wage will *reduce* hours & employment?

  11. Nobel-winning economist Paul Krugman on the folly of Troika position on Greece

  12. The is back with a new name and even more powers. Can you sign and share our petition against it?

  13. Nearly 9,000 - there should be 150,000 readers of Real Meal Revolution alone - come on guys - please sign! Thankyou!

  14. and last time Gus remembered to get some women in the picture...

  15. Apparently pointing out used nominal wages when he should have used real is "contemptible".

  16. The Tories have a *very* slim majority to get the . Together we can stop it but we need your help.

  17. Signed back up to the . Impending Tory snoopers charter and any attempt to ban encryption can’t happen.

  18. Massive fraud in UK high street has been covered up by ALL the establishment, because it's too explosive.

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