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Kim Possible's Aunt Liz Awesome (she)
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    1. This is a 7000 series tran‏Verified account @transscribe Apr 28

      If women wear makeup to land a Chad, there's nothing stopping this dude from also wearing makeup to land a Chad. That's true equality.pic.twitter.com/w5UEhrAqVp

      156 replies 204 retweets 1,085 likes
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    2. Toad Mama ready for spring 🌹 🔥‏ @nyhcmaven84 Apr 28
      Replying to @transscribe

      Reading this was exhausting. It's not as if women who are 3's like myself can sleep with attractive men because we have senses of humor, are sexually adventurous, or anything or that different people find different things attractive.

      1 reply 0 retweets 58 likes
    3. listen learn amplify act‏ @bferrigno Apr 28
      Replying to @nyhcmaven84 @transscribe

      You look like a mermaid, not a 3! 😍 But yes, maybe their toxic personalities have something to do with it. 🤔

      2 replies 0 retweets 33 likes
    4. Steve Myers‏ @snoggymack Apr 28
      Replying to @bferrigno @nyhcmaven84 @transscribe

      He's got a whole scoring system and probably index cards and shit. Unbelievable. And yeah, god forbid he consider maybe, just maybe, it's his personality that sends people in the opposite direction.

      2 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
    5. Kim Possible's Aunt Liz Awesome (she)‏ @crockerthoughts Apr 28
      Replying to @snoggymack @bferrigno and

      Also like, the healing parts of sex, the magic moment when you get acceptance and love and you feel the power of that, come when the other person shows you they love and respect you. They aren't going to get thatbemotional energy from the state forcing single moms to put out.

      2 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
    6. Toad Mama ready for spring 🌹 🔥‏ @nyhcmaven84 Apr 28
      Replying to @crockerthoughts @snoggymack and

      Even if it's not love...god, it's just one of the fucking best things in life. I'm thinking about the first hookup I had after my last relationship ended and my god how I needed that. Everything about it was goddamn amazing and gave me a hilarious story to tell to boot.

      2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
    7. Toad Mama ready for spring 🌹 🔥‏ @nyhcmaven84 Apr 28
      Replying to @nyhcmaven84 @crockerthoughts and

      In this case, the guy in question and I at least LIKED and respected each other and the whole leadup was just fun and exciting. Being forced to have sex with one of these guys by state orders similarly to prison labor programs...does not have this.

      1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      Kim Possible's Aunt Liz Awesome (she)‏ @crockerthoughts Apr 28
      Replying to @nyhcmaven84 @snoggymack and

      Consent is so sexy. Here's this other person that could do anything with this six hour block of time and they're going to spend it with me. You could read the Odyssey, but nah, you need some Lizzy. 💕 I wouldn't be getting that if compelled, and the incel wouldn't either.

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        2. Toad Mama ready for spring 🌹 🔥‏ @nyhcmaven84 Apr 28
          Replying to @crockerthoughts @snoggymack and

          I legit did not think a LinkedIn message that sounded totally professional and innocuous AF would lead to this hot ridiculous hookup at a games convention two weeks later, but let's just say the signals were clear and I was more than there for it.

          2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
        3. listen learn amplify act‏ @bferrigno Apr 28
          Replying to @nyhcmaven84 @crockerthoughts and

          I mean, there are worse places to meet people I guess. I've gotten jobs off linked in, but that is all I've ever needed from them 😉 Now I want to see your profile😂

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        4. Toad Mama ready for spring 🌹 🔥‏ @nyhcmaven84 Apr 28
          Replying to @bferrigno @crockerthoughts and

          The hilarious thing was that his message came leading up to a convention we were both speaking at....it literally came in JUST when I was seething about creepy messages I'd been getting on LinkedIn. We're talking gross finance bros sending me "chat requests".

          2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        5. Toad Mama ready for spring 🌹 🔥‏ @nyhcmaven84 Apr 28
          Replying to @nyhcmaven84 @bferrigno and

          When you're on it as a woman, dealing with this shit is routine as their admins do nothing to curb harassment. When you're on it as a biz owner like me, eeeeeveryone is trying to sell you shit. So it was such a relief when I just got a nice "Hi, we're speaking at this con" text.

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        6. Toad Mama ready for spring 🌹 🔥‏ @nyhcmaven84 Apr 28
          Replying to @nyhcmaven84 @bferrigno and

          We ended up talking all night and left it at that we'd see each other at the convention. Fucked the bejesus out of each other the first day we met.

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        7. Kim Possible's Aunt Liz Awesome (she)‏ @crockerthoughts Apr 28
          Replying to @nyhcmaven84 @bferrigno and

          So hot. Congratulations!

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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