"The universe is vast and awesome.. For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love." - Carl Sagan
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No pro-nouns for me, give me them amateur nouns!
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Watching this Michael Portillo walking thing and there's a town called 'Mousehole' in southern Cornwall
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Finally sat down and got a few of these mugs made so if you still want one they're here kudelkashop.com/product/never-
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Happy Farters Day, you mad bastard! β€οΈ
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I bought a wig today for a dollar!
It was a small price toupee.
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Ask, and you shall receive
Seek, and you shall find.
Knock, and the corn shall be delivered unto you.
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Psychological thrillers that will make you think:
1. Shrek 2 (2004)
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βWhoβs catering your dadβs funeral?β
βOh, remember the guys who did Michaelβs orgy?β
βOh yeah they were great.β
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"Dear Marge. Thanks for the fab painting of yours truly. I hung it on me wall. Youβre quite an artist. In answer to your question, yes we do have hamburgers and fries in England, but we call French fries βchipsβ.β
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Taylor Hawkins' 16-year-old son, Shane, does his father proud as he sits behind the kit for ' performance of "My Hero."
#FooFighters #TaylorHawkinsTribute
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The fact that a criminal who planned a coup in America and stole classified documents from the U.S. Government is still walking around free and able to hold political hate rallies is just baffling. #trumprally
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I HATE HOW OUTLOOK DELETES INVITATION EMAILS AFTER YOU ACCEPT THE INVITATION.
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An 18-year old is accused of robbing a Gold Coast service station at knife-point.
The young man allegedly demanded money from a shop attendant while armed with a machete.
The teen has been released on bail and denied any involvement in the alleged robbery. #9News
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fun fact: "21:9" monitors are NOT actually 21:9! they're 64:27, but the specs/ads say 21:9 so it's easier for consumers to tell that they're wider than a 16:9 monitor.
why yes i did waste an hour debugging the black lines on the sides of a main menu screen before learning this.
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I donβt eat meat, but Iβll make an exception for the bin chicken that just bit me at Taronga Zoo.
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me: I hate U2
my pro bono lawyer: this won't work
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Now I need some corn π½π½π½
and butter
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Happy Fatherβs Day.
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Broken doggo, who wants her?
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What do bird brains tell us about the basis of intelligence? Surprisingly quite a bit, it turns out.
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Note that I am aware of my generalisations.
I don't suggest, for a moment, that ALL corporations are blood-sucking psychopathic entities who use up our people and resources and spit them out when they're finished. There are always exceptions.
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Thanks βΌοΈ The third richest person in the world has been attacking me in the Supreme Court for two years, the biggest anti-protest legal case in #auspol history. Support #DadvsAdani to protect the political freedoms of all Australians ππΌ
chuffed.org/dadvsadani
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You guys maybe have RTX card but yβall have a floppy disk drive ? π€π
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SpaceX rocket take-off frozen mid-air.. [u/fyflate89]
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crazy control by the driver [u/SacredBullshit]
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Crocs look better than those Yeezy foam things.
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I've never understood this saying, tbh
Like.. someone's going to pay you for dying?
How do you profit from that?
Maybe the people who inherit your estate profit from it?
Am I just thinking too much into this?
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I must've died and gone to heaven
'Cause it was quarter past eleven
On that Saturday in 1999