CRITICAL ZOMBARD!

@CriticalBard

Omega Jones | Actor & Vocalist • Partner • Creator of the Roundtable • Jingle Artist for • critbardofficial@gmail.com • He/Him.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Sep 13

    Another day, Another black man just trying to get by. If you want to support this black queer performer attempting to navigate this new normal, here are some links! • 💸: • 💻: • 🧢:

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  2. 2 hours ago

    Gotta get a new router because the one that came with the Spectrum self install kit is TRASH & doesn’t even want to exist apparently. Ordered the new one & it will be in on Thursday. Luckily, I have unlimited internet on my phone lmfao. BUT HOME SWEET HOME!

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  3. 4 hours ago

    The next three days will be cleaning up and getting the rest of the small stuff out. BUT THE BULK IS D O N E.

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  4. 4 hours ago

    MOVED. DONE. RETURNING UHAUL. I WANT MY BED.

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  5. 5 hours ago

    AND OFF TO THE NEW PLACE WITH (MOST) OF MY SHIT LMFAO. SO. TIRED. But gotta push through. The only thing harder than loading the truck? Unloading the truck 😫

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  6. 8 hours ago

    UPDATE I GOT IT LMAO

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  7. 8 hours ago

    The face of a man who jUST WANTS TO GET A DAMN UHAUL TRUCK.

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  8. 13 hours ago

    With an AMAZING creative team who has done the work to bring you something fresh, fun, & fulfilling — this is one you should definitely back! Also I may or may not have done a thing if it hits a certain goal... so DO THE THING!

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  9. 13 hours ago

    PICTURE THIS. An alternate WW2 setting filled with the occult, supernatural forces, & one Nazi Dracula ready to be sucker punched repeatedly! NAZI DRACULA MUST DIE, a new D&D 5e setting, is LIVE on Kickstarter right now! Make your mark in history today!

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    18 hours ago

    🧛‍♂️"NAZI DRACULA MUST DIE!"🧛‍♀️ is live on Kickstarter! The world needs you to BACK our alternate-reality World War II DnD 5E setting. Be a hero & back now: Enjoy weird science, strange magic, new player options, gazetteer, adventure, & more!

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  11. Oct 5

    I GUESS I NEED TO PUT A CLEAR SIDEBAR: If you don’t want to describe what you do when you choose your action, that is fine. Play that game how you wish to play. This statement obviously isn’t geared toward you if that is your preferred playstyle. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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  12. Oct 5

    Don't tell me that you cast Fire Bolt. Show me what your PC does as they manipulate the Weave or nature around to manifest this power. Don't tell me that you hit the enemy. Show me how your PC follows through with their preferred way of attack. Don't be afraid to be creative.

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  13. Oct 5

    God. Universe. Cthulhu. Whoever. Once we actors can perform on stage again, please let me play Quasimodo in Hunchback so I can emote the fuck out of Made of Stone. That is my one birthday request. Thanks in advance.

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  14. Oct 5

    I think it says something that my favorite ults are: • Yahi Param Vaastavikta Hai! • Het Universum Zingt Voor Mij! • ¡Apagando Las Luces! Because not every cool thing has to be in the English language, game creators!

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  15. Oct 5

    A lifetime supply of ? YAS.

    Congratulations!!! You just won a lifetime supply of the last thing you bought. Now what did you buy?
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  16. Retweeted
    Oct 5

    ‘It is a foolish goose that comes to a fox’s sermon’ is a 16th century proverb advising that it is unwise to listen to or take guidance from untrustworthy or prejudiced people.

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  17. Oct 5

    If you wish to support me in this new chapter, I do have an Amazon Wishlist for Housewarming things but I need to finalize some mailing stuff before I make it public. But coffees are always appreciated as well! ☕️:

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  18. Oct 5

    A VIRTUAL TOUR OF MI CASA. 🏡❤️ Very excited to finish getting my things in here so I can begin the next phase of my life! Thanks to everyone for your support; it couldn’t have happened without you!

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  19. Oct 5

    *Cue Imhotep theme music*

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    The mummy tomb, which has been sealed for 2500 years, has been opened for the first time.
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  20. Oct 5

    When the world opens again, I’m gonna go into a crowd of people and play the Grindr notification sound — just to see how many guys react. IF YOU DO, YOU GAY AF. 😂

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  21. Retweeted
    Oct 4

    I'm still live, playing Overwatch with for a little bit longer if you're looking for someplace to chill!

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