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And she’s young so she might not understand this but asking somebody to travel every day is not a perk 💀💀 That’s a reason to pay more, not less.
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It seems outrageously low for what I'm assuming is a very demanding and grueling job. Assistants work HARD behind the scenes. twitter.com/crissles/statu…
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when i left my assistant job seven years ago i was making around $25/hour and that still wasn’t enough to fully support myself in nyc. i’m sure shit has only gotten worse since then.
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Cussing the whole internet out behind a man who don’t even want you. Real hot clown shit done in Jesus’ name.
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neo-butchqueen serenity
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like!! praying widow(hood(?)) and infertility over women because they're telling you that should leave the manipulative serial cheater you're married to doesn't leave much room for people to empathize with you...even understanding the indoctrination that leads to that behavior
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*Especially* when they still out here being princesses of the patriarchy. God bless the women who have the patience to deal with them cuz right now it’s not me.
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I appreciate and agree with Candice’s perspective here. And still… women like this have caused some of the worst pain of my life. And it’s difficult for me to stay empathetic when I have to work so hard to undo the impact their decisions had on my life.
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Da’naia is the exact type of woman I was talking about when I wrote this tweet yesterday.
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Candice Marie Benbow
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“Faith is a tool; it should not be a terror. For many Black women, the most enduring relationship we will ever have is the one we have with God, which will impact all the others.” My latest for @Essence. essence.com/love/relations
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king crissle
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imagine pleading the fifth behind somebody who is pinning the crime ON YOU 💀💀
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Meghann Cuniff
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I’m back on the 15th floor, lined up to get into Judge Herriford’s courtroom for more testimony from Kelsey Harris in Tory Lanez’s criminal trial over the 2020 shooting of Megan Thee Stallion. Tory’s lawyer admits Megan was shot but says Kelsey was the one who shot her, not Tory.
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now why on earth would a person with immunity refuse to answer this question *truthfully*? hmm!
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But Kelsey really struggled when Deputy DA Kathy Ta asked her about Tory threatening to shoot her while they were in the Escalade, before Megan exited and was shot. She did not want to answer.
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i thought kelsey said that when it was her turn to speak she was gon let everybody know what really happened and break it all down 🌚
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Meghann Cuniff
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Kelsey even asked Judge Herriford, "Do I have to answer that?" after Ta asked what Tory said. "Yes," the judge told her. Ta asked, "What did he do and what did he say?" and Kelsey answered, "Can I take my 5th?"
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someone asked what i do and i told them i was a counseling student… conversation IMMEDIATELY turned into a session. i mean instantly 🫠 trauma just poured right on out.
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Wahala If You Hear Me 🗣
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It’s wild how it was “Free Brittney Griner” until Brittney Griner is actually freed and now folks who can’t even negotiate their car payments have all these suggestions about how it should’ve been done 🤔
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