Uriah

The major thing American white guys need now is not a resurgence in religion, although my solution is sort of similar. What they need is the VFW, the Beer Hall, the Sons of _____. Everything that's good and great about religion but without the gay stuff.

The VFW is the best approximation of what I want, because honoring the sacrifice of veterans and the dead gives it a serious, religious cast while also giving us all an excuse to get drunk and have fun.

And while I'm on the subject, the best way to rebrand patriotism is to orient on the Latin origin: "patria", the land of the forefathers. The right should declare itself: we are the men who honor our fathers and grandfathers, the men who made us and protected us.