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  2. 15 hours ago

    I've only ever been to Austin, TX to work events. What should I do there next weekend for fun? Ideally that'll escape the heat...

  3. 18 hours ago

    And now we're really having fun, eh?

  4. 18 hours ago

    Also, I bought a Shubba Shubba for my tenor guitar.

  5. 18 hours ago

    Muffa Muffa. Hubba hubba plays with my toys.

  6. 24 hours ago

    Fiona the hippo really is the Lil Sebastian of Cincinnati.

  7. Jun 10

    Should I be worried about my husband, who is sending me videos of crows following and cawing at him on his walk?

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    Jun 10
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    Jun 8

    The class act of the NHL, Sydney Crosby. No penalty. If they truly care about head trauma...

  10. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Pens fans: I don't know why no one likes us. Also Pens fans: This is perfectly legal and Sidney Crosby is Jesus.

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    Jun 7
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    Jun 8
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  15. Jun 8

    "I'm not gonna sit here and try to interpret the president's tweets."

  16. Jun 8
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    Jun 7

    Such a fun moment last night. Thank you again to and for coming by . And what a fastball from Luna.

  18. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    "Ah, but see, I'm THE dentist."

  19. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    MLB's Scooter Gennett Calls 4-Homer Game 'Surreal,' And Others Agree

  20. Jun 7

    "OH NO NOT THE HACKERS."

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