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In 1982, the DOJ attempted to count the total number of federal crimes. The WSJ said 'Since then, no one has tried anything nearly as extensive.' Until...

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    A Crime a Day‏ @CrimeADay 43m43 minutes ago

    Nice try, Jacob Wohl, but I already have tomorrow’s crime planned.

    6:35 pm - 29 Apr 2019
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      1. Ignarus Imprimatur‏ @4bend 39m39 minutes ago
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        "...tomorrow's crime planned." #mensrea

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      1. Jason Grant‏ @jase0910 35m35 minutes ago
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        Jacob Wohl wakes up each day, flips through the Crime A Day calendar and randomly selects which crime he’s going to totally screw up trying to commit.

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      1. D Flaht‏ @xYUPPIE_SCUMx 37m37 minutes ago
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        Some hipsters at a coffee shop know you don’t

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      1. Steve Holderness‏ @dark_hawk_98 43m43 minutes ago
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        LOL

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      1. Krys10iam‏ @skooniebird 33m33 minutes ago
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        I love this account even more now. 😂

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      1. Cᵣₐₙₖy Gᵣₐₙdₘₐ‏ @BeeHiveKicker 29m29 minutes ago
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        👍

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      1. Erin  🍀 McCalip  🍀‏ @parothed19741 31m31 minutes ago
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        I love you, @CrimeADay

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      1. Bob Blaskiewicz ✌ 💛 👽‏ @rjblaskiewicz 37m37 minutes ago
        Replying to @CrimeADay

        So does he.

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      1. A well-rounded nut‏ @wellroundednut 41m41 minutes ago
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        i thought this was only informative and not performance art 🤔

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      1. Fake Dean Acheson‏ @FakeDeanAcheson 8m8 minutes ago
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        *crosses fingers* please be a cheese crime

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      1. Anna  🐾‏ @_eisenzopf 23m23 minutes ago
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      1. Vashti Vale‏ @pruden108 28m28 minutes ago
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        Well done. 👏🏻

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      1. Richard Scholtz‏ @rscholtz 40m40 minutes ago
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        It’s 8:37 CDT. There’s still time Jacob. I know you can do this.

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      1. Amber  🍼 👑‏ @amber_harris16 41m41 minutes ago
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        Nice joke 😂👏🏻

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      1. R.T.Angel 🎤 🖼 📚 🍷 🤔‏ @4nOATS_ENT 42m42 minutes ago
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        You must pay attention we are fighting for our lives!!!😳😳😳 https://4noats.com/2019/04/29/judas-the-fight-for-america/ … via @4noatsent

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      1. Jarrod C. Colley‏ @JarrodCColley 42m42 minutes ago
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        Spoken like a true madman

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