A Crime a Day

@CrimeADay

In 1982, the DOJ attempted to count the total number of federal crimes. The WSJ said 'Since then, no one has tried anything nearly as extensive.' Until...

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2014.

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  1. 2. velj

    By contrast, this is the version that camper salesmen would have suggested.

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  2. 2. velj

    15 USC §1233, §1232(g) & 49 CFR §575.103(e)(1)(ii)(F) make it a federal crime for a slide-in camper maker to sell a camper without this illustration in the manual.

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  3. 25. sij

    18 USC §1017, 14 CFR §§1221.102, 1221.115(a) & 1221.109(b) make it a federal crime to fraudulently use the NASA seal without permission.

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  6. 14. sij
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    Just be sure to adhere to the federal scorpion mailing regulations. Here's some help from "How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender"

  7. 1. sij
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    My Bill will fix this.

  8. 1. sij

    To show my thanks, I've gone ahead and drafted this Bill based on the most popular proposal for a new criminal law:

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  9. 30. pro 2019.
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    Here's a flow chart on how to tell if something is interstate commerce.

  10. 25. pro 2019.

    The good news is that Clark was seeking FDA approval for his non-nutritive cereal varnish. Merry Christmas.

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  11. 19. pro 2019.

    There's still time to get a copy of HOW TO BECOME A FEDERAL CRIMINAL for the lawyer, law student, or aspiring offender in your life () Don't think they'll like it? Try hollowing it out and stuffing some liquor in it.

  12. 8. pro 2019.

    $17.23 on Amazon.

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  13. 30. stu 2019.

    If you can't get enough narwhal, here's a quick way to modify page 63 of your copy of "How to Become a Federal Criminal" to include one.

  14. 30. stu 2019.

    And yes, people have been indicted for narwhal tusk offenses.

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  15. 28. stu 2019.

    And, instead of fighting about politics this year, consider creating a deep family rift by aggressively giving your relative's cranberry sauce a Grade of D or Substandard. Here's the federal cranberry sauce manual so you can do it at home.

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  16. 26. stu 2019.

    Thanks for your questions about interstate commerce. Here's a helpful FAQ on how the interstate commerce clause works from "How to Become a Federal Criminal" ()

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  17. 25. stu 2019.
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  18. 7. stu 2019.

    That feeling when you were just born and is your dad.

  19. 1. stu 2019.
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  20. 31. lis 2019.

    Yes sorry there was nothing I could do.

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