matt

This about sums it all up: http://bit.ly/aZbJ0V

7 hours, 80 tweets, 4 days. It's been a pleasure to serve all of you.

It's all over. CUE THE GARY GLITTER: http://bit.ly/9TJiP

...And out come the sperm

Tragedy and oozing liquid. I can feel the cycle beginning anew.

Tips to terrify children away from sex: have them watch around the 30-40 minute mark. #sideeffectsmightincludecelibacy

Matthew Barney's influence in pop-culture, take 2. Behold:http://bit.ly/14H1R0

If my comments seem more insightful, this'l be why. http://bit.ly/de80j2 #cheating

This assignment's biggest challenge has been coming up with exciting new ways of saying "what the fuck is going on?" #tryingtousemywords

Operatic weirdness before noon. You're welcome, Columbus.

The Cremaster Cycle 5- Assignment:Miami Beach

It's about that time. The exciting conclusion starts in 2. Fingers crossed for no Ewoks.

EIther way, please join us tomorrow for the exciting conclusion!

The credits indicated that John Stud Jr. played Loughton Ram. Is this the son of Big John Studd, former WWF Superstar? #inquiringminds

Oh, these defomed bagpipe-like testicles make up for the rest of it.#oppositeofthetruth

Everything about this part of the cycle plays like a bad music video from the mid 90s #bummerbuzzbin

So far, this one is looking like the runt of an already weird brood.

I think I get it: Everything in The Cremaster Cycle looks like vanilla frosting because life is so sweet. #yourewelcomeartcritics

Spotted: a tire with testicles.

we're off to a slow start here, ladies and gents.