Now the BBC have apologised, Harry Potter author agrees to host Match of the Day...
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26.03 - The Sound Sound Speakeasy #2
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Could all these U-turns not be harnessed for some kind of renewable energy?
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This September weekend, come along to Kelvingrove Bandstand for a jam-packed three days of music for all ages!
With , , , Celine Donoghue Band, AKU!, Trio, & a takeover.
Find out more ➡️ glasgowlife.org.uk/event/1/music-
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The Overton Window got opened so wide, when it was closed it wouldn't fit anymore.....
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While there will be a million things going on in the minds of everyone, before signing up to a thousand things please make sure you have a book or two at hand... #welcometothedysUtopia #thecreativemartyrs
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Last night at you loved @GabrielFeather4 @mickmcneill91 & @DonAlexander015, but now you want MORE! Book their shows here:
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The present a show filled with their timeless satire and deliciously dark Cabaret, offering up an array of silliness, songs, democratic participation and fascist entertainment!
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Saturday 14 March
8:30pm
glasgowcomedyfestival.com/shows/2816
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We categorically deny any involvement.
BBC News - MI6 floor plans lost by building contractor
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Festive Fezzing and tinselled Tabooshes.
Come-along and sing-a-long!
facebook.com/events/8007824
Annual outing for this merry satirical bauble...
'If you've got a roof
You don't need the the heating on'
Consumer Jesus by Gustav Jakob Martyr on #SoundCloud
soundcloud.com/gustav-jakob-m
#creativemartyrs #christmasholidays #merryconsumermas
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If there is a party led by a man whose policies amount to setting fire to £50 notes in front of homeless people, please don't vote for them.
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Electionmas Eve. Edinburgh...
Do join us...
facebook.com/events/5791137
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#Leadersdebate
Where's the impartial Conservative party fact checker?
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#Leadersdebate
Boris so far:
"Get Brexit done" "Get Brexit done" "Get Brexit done" "Get Brexit done"
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Seasonal satirical singalong, democratic dancing and Elextmas Eve elegy. Edinburgh. Do join us...
facebook.com/events/5791137
#creativemartyrs #kabarettdysutopia #kabarett #satire
I fantoosh lineup with the young and very, very old..
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Alongside our new voices we'll also have a trio of professional acts to enjoy, including spoken word from @GrayCrosbie, comedy from @MarjoleinR and music from @CreativeMartyrs.
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Some amazing work from our state illuatratot at Kabarett DysUtopia. Thank you for joining us....
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We just went to see the @CreativeMartyrs (weird to see them off-Fringe!) and they were great as ever. They're back on 11 Dec at the @voodoorooms so if you like genuinely dark and funny and also extremely good-hearted satire (and Christmas singalongs) you should join me there.
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Kabarett call out Help spread the word Audience participation in dark times is a self arfirming creative act. An invisible insurrection of 48 minds, bodies and beings. A little jovial cynicism to prepare you for the week end. The decayd end.
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Tonight. KABARETDYSuTOPIA 8pm. Doors 7.30 Voodoo Rooms Speakeasy. Do join us... facebook.com/events/5554524
#creativemartyrs #kabarettdysutopia #kabarett #satire #voodoorooms
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Tonight. KABARETDYSuTOPIA 8pm. Doors 7.30 Voodoo Rooms Speakeasy. Do join us... facebook.com/events/5554524
#creativemartyrs #kabarettdysutopia #kabarett #satire #voodoorooms
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Looking forward to this....
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In a couple of weeks on Mon Dec 9th we’re doing our next #WordofMouth collab w/ @Toonspeak. The amazing young writers have been working w/ us & @fordecat & they’ll be joined on the night by @CreativeMartyrs @MarjoleinR & @GrayCrosbie 
FREE tix 
eventbrite.co.uk/e/word-of-mout
FREE tix eventbrite.co.uk/e/word-of-mout
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Ignoring #Brexit Labour makes voting rights red lines, Conservative are forced to explain why they don't want to give 16/17 year olds and those with settled status democracy?
Ladies, Gentlemen and those not so defined, The Creative Martyrs are now available on various disreputable digital platforms....
Have a listen, let the world know....
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