crazyprotein

@crazyprotein

I will make you cry and dip my cookie in your tears

San Francisco
Joined February 2008
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  1. Retweeted
    May 2

    Here's your chance to shape the future of . Take the survey.

    2 replies 11 retweets 5 likes
  2. Retweeted
    7 Nov 2016

    Hillary Clinton will nominate justices who will overturn Citizens United and take back our democracy from billionaires.

    1,405 replies 9,514 retweets 27,633 likes
  3. 14 Apr 2016

    My thoughts on Arka on

    1 reply 2 likes
  4. 14 Apr 2016

    I'm with the cool kids now

    hi! 👋 just gave you access to post on . Join the discussion: 😺
  5. 14 Apr 2016

    magic! :) thank you !!!

    I recommended you on . You can now join the discussion. :)
    1 reply
  6. 12 Apr 2016

    not creepy!

    U.S. Security Policy: Every breath you take. Every move you make. Every step you take (I'll be watching you).
  7. 1 Apr 2016

    Happy dance! — Flight Of The Conchords at Shorelina Amphitheater Weeheee

  8. 22 Mar 2016

    :)

    Present of the year from
  9. 23 Feb 2016

    I just registered for a FREE pass to LAUNCH Festival 2016, the world's largest startup conference! Get yours here:

    4 likes
  10. Retweeted
    9 Feb 2016

    Got my hands on Kanye's drafts. Unbelievable

    21 replies 557 retweets 1,164 likes
  11. 9 Mar 2015

    how about as simple as adding tracking menstrual periods to Health app?

  12. Retweeted
    26 Jan 2015

    That moment when you come on Twitter just to see if Facebook is down

    1 reply 13 retweets 10 likes
  13. 19 Nov 2014

    all I wanna say:

    2 likes
  14. Retweeted
    7 Sep 2014

    .'s Frank the Goat's 3rd Burning Man trip. People there say rubbing his balls is good luck.

    11 retweets 11 likes
  15. 13 Feb 2014

    ok

  16. 10 Feb 2014

    Chicken McNuggets? Really?

  17. Retweeted
    29 Jan 2014

    The Zabada yodeling commercial is horrible. I have no idea who wouldn't change the channel as soon as that comes on.

    1 retweet
  18. 16 Dec 2013

    At special screening! So VIP of me

  19. 1 Jul 2013

    10% off InstantCab rides alongside BART routs. Smart!

    1 reply 3 retweets 3 likes
  20. 13 May 2013

    Place your social bets via

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