crazyprotein

@crazyprotein

I will make you cry and dip my cookie in your tears

San Francisco
Joined February 2008

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  1. Retweeted
    May 2

    Here's your chance to shape the future of . Take the survey.

  2. Retweeted
    7 Nov 2016

    Hillary Clinton will nominate justices who will overturn Citizens United and take back our democracy from billionaires.

  3. 14 Apr 2016
  4. 14 Apr 2016
  5. 14 Apr 2016
  6. 12 Apr 2016
  7. 1 Apr 2016

    Happy dance! — Flight Of The Conchords at Shorelina Amphitheater Weeheee

  8. 22 Mar 2016
  9. 23 Feb 2016

    I just registered for a FREE pass to LAUNCH Festival 2016, the world's largest startup conference! Get yours here:

  10. Retweeted
    9 Feb 2016

    Got my hands on Kanye's drafts. Unbelievable

  11. 9 Mar 2015

    how about as simple as adding tracking menstrual periods to Health app?

  12. Retweeted
    26 Jan 2015

    That moment when you come on Twitter just to see if Facebook is down

  13. 19 Nov 2014

    all I wanna say:

  14. Retweeted
    7 Sep 2014

    .'s Frank the Goat's 3rd Burning Man trip. People there say rubbing his balls is good luck.

  15. 13 Feb 2014
  16. 10 Feb 2014

    Chicken McNuggets? Really?

  17. Retweeted
    29 Jan 2014

    The Zabada yodeling commercial is horrible. I have no idea who wouldn't change the channel as soon as that comes on.

  18. 16 Dec 2013

    At special screening! So VIP of me

  19. 1 Jul 2013

    10% off InstantCab rides alongside BART routs. Smart!

  20. 13 May 2013

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