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    Jun 5

    If you replace Sadiq Khan's name with "Superman" in Trump's tweets about the London Bridge attack you end up with Lex Luthor's Twitter feed

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    Jun 3

    Huh ... Who knew that if you turned Donald Duck upside down you get the other Donald?

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    Jun 3

    Твои ровесники уже стали лидами, а ты говнокодишь в продакшен.

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    Jun 1

    Deleting code is one of most enjoyable things you can do as a software engineer

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    May 31

    Full potential as a person has been reached.

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    May 29

    That's life, right?

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    May 29
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    May 7

    Marvellous mathematical takedown of a Motivational Poster

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    May 19

    OH in 2015: “I consider any Objective-C I write to be instant technical debt." <- in 2017, arguably more true of Swift than Objective-C

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    May 27

    на чём зарабатывают 5 крупнейших IT-компаний

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    May 23

    Feel sorry for all the computer science graduates not realising they're gonna spend most of their time chasing error message copy.

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    May 17

    Devices with less than 1 GB of RAM will receive Android Go Fuck Yourself.

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    May 16

    Statistically speaking, the odds of seeing a new iPod Touch are greater than your chances of ever seeing an Android update.

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    May 17

    Android users won’t even see any of these features until they buy a new phone. 😱

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    May 16

    story of my life

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    May 16

    Instead of focusing on "attracting the best talent", focus on building great company. The best talent will find you soon.

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    May 11
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    Там он будет ловить скампов для камней душ на продажу. Сообщается, что его уже планируют отправить в служебную командировку в Кватч.

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    May 11

    По решению Министерства Справедливости юный босмер, ловивший скампов в храме Трибунала, будет устроен на работу в Гильдию Магов Балморы.

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    May 10

    Хорошо-то как. Надо идти дальше: сколотить целую аутсорсинговую контору на доверчивых говнокодерах. Мы в постоянном поиске талантов!

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