beanflower ✩

@crazyjane13

Co-author, Something for Cate political blog. Writer, wonk, grandparent, tag wrangler, trans, pansexual. They/them. StarDanpat. VIXX is 6.

Melbournesomethingforcate.netBorn September 1Joined March 2009

808 Following

2,283 Followers

beanflower ✩🌱 🌻’s Tweets

Pinned Tweet

beanflower ✩

@crazyjane13

Aug 1

My works on AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/crazyjan Fandoms: VIXX (33) Sherlock (4) Umbrella Academy (2) Supernatural (2) Hellsing (1) Star Wars (1) Marvel/Game of Thrones (1) Fantastic Beasts (1) The Gifted (1) Star Trek: Picard (1)

beanflower ✩

@crazyjane13

Quote Tweet

(Gray) is seeing Lady Gaga 9/08!

@saltymulti

· Sep 2

Show me your first Kpop crush and your latest. Here’s mine.

Tonight my wife said as a kid she had a Barbie with a wheelchair but it was discontinued because the chair didn’t fit in the Barbie house door. Her: “So instead of making the doorways wider they just got rid of the doll!!” Me: “Welcome to being a disabled person!”

1,303

9,214

IF CAPTAIN AMERICA CAN F*CK SHE-HULK CAN TWERK

206

3,914

55.9K

I just want a gender-neutral term for a student to use to address their intimate-but platonic mentor-confidant that isn't "teacher", is that so much to ask?

beanflower ✩

@crazyjane13

21h

If Spencer Reid is not going to be in the #CriminalMinds reboot, what even is the point of it?

Topics to follow

Carousel

Replying to

and

danny.oz.au/freedom/cases/

beanflower ✩

@crazyjane13

Sep 3

All this brouhaha over an article in a uni newspaper about shoplifting - I guess nobody remembers when La Trobe's Rabelais did the same thing?

beanflower ✩

@crazyjane13

Sep 3

#dragracedownunder would be really great if it wasn't so obviously set up for draaaaaaama. It's possible to predict how every episode will go, without even thinking about it too much.

beanflower ✩

@crazyjane13

Sep 3

Silky Nutmeg Ganache true to her brand, undergarments showing in ways they're not supposed to. 🤣 #secretcelebritydragrace

beanflower ✩

@crazyjane13

Sep 2

Okay, watched ep 1 of #RingsofPower ... cannot say I'm impressed at all. I'll give ep 2 a go, but I'm not hopeful.

Uh,

? Discord is not a "secret" messaging service. There's nothing secret about it.

beanflower ✩

@crazyjane13

Sep 2

So the government is going to "let" pensioners work more hours to address cost of living pressures? How fucking kind of them. Some pensioners *can't* work. Guess they can stay in their below poverty line hell.

I'd prefer a Poverty, Housing and Inequality Summit, just saying.

Same doctor: "Pain won't kill you."

beanflower ✩

@crazyjane13

Sep 1

The doctor who gave me the news that I would be denied pain meds has this nugget of wisdom for me: "If you're in pain, you're alive".

beanflower ✩

@crazyjane13

Sep 1

Well, happy fucking birthday to me - I just got red-flagged by a bureaucratic bullshit system and I am now being denied the pain relief that has been signed off on by two doctors *and* pain specialists.

beanflower ✩

@crazyjane13

Aug 31

Welp, I am officially older.

The caterpillar one ended me 😂😂

3:02

4.6M views

From

LADbible

683

16.6K

65.2K

beanflower ✩

@crazyjane13

Aug 30

The universe is being weird right now. Since the bullshit with Menulog last week, I've received lots of free no-strings offers from different places, and today: THIRTY pieces of fried chicken and a bunch of sides, when I ordered a quarter chicken and chips!

beanflower ✩

@crazyjane13

Aug 29

Help please, hivemind! I'm looking for a restaurant in northern Melbourne or CBD that does a decent steak (but not something that'll cost $60+!) and is accessible. Any recommendations?

beanflower ✩

@crazyjane13

Aug 29

I forgot this was today ...

youtube.com

Opening (Future War) | Terminator 2: Judgment Day [Remastered]

Terminator.2: Judgment.Day [Remastered] (1991)Scene: Opening (Future War)Playlist: https://is.gd/2bxB3oStoryline: A cyborg, identical to the one who failed t...

beanflower ✩

@crazyjane13

Aug 28

Okay brain, I get it. You don't like me, and I don't like you. I put up with it most of the time - but I draw the line at you giving me an Ultravox/REO Speedwagon mashup earworm right before bed.

beanflower ✩

@crazyjane13

Aug 28

Does anybody else find it disturbing that grown-up Ginny Weasley-Potter is basically a clone of Lily Potter? Like, Harry married his Mum? Just me?

beanflower ✩

@crazyjane13

Aug 28

So different. GOT starts in media res, quickly establishes social and gender divides, ramps tension and introduces a note of 'outside' horror, all through SHOWING. By contrast, HOTD has tediously long voice-overs, and everything is explained in cliched dialogue.

I decided to watch the #GameOfThrones first ep for contrast to #HouseOfTheDragonHBO .

Oh, well, that's over. That was ... actually really boring. Enlivened only by that marvellous moment went Matt Smith says 'C*NT'. #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

Oh look, it's soon-to-be King whatsisname Baratheon. Complete with a significant foreshadowing pause. #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

Oh noes, the King cut himself on the iron throne. The symbology is so obvious it's screaming. #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

Welp, your Kingship, that was the dumbest move you could have made. Send away the one person who'll always tell the truth to your face. #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

Yep, I'm Team Daemon all the way. #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

Time for a gratuitous orgy interlude. Don't these showrunners understand the value of sexual tension? We don't need to see all the bums all the time. Hahahaha, Matt Smith looks bored as hell. #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

Wow, is Lord Dad really pimping out his daughter to go and 'comfort' the King who literally just killed his wife? A+ parenting there, fuckface. #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

I'm actually starting to like Matt Smith's character. At least he's a plain-dealing villain. #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

Cremation by dragonfire. How ... original. #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

Sorry, is the fact that baby also died and now the King is all upset supposed to make us feel better disposed towards him? Because, bitch - NO. #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

And the sad music over scenes of spurting blood just makes this an even worse stylistic choice. There is nothing romantic and mournful about this - it's just brutality, and if you're going down that route, don't try to cover it up with pretty cliches. #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

Dear god. This is utterly brutal. But FFS ... two grown men beating each other to death is NOT equivalent to a woman being held down and sliced open and left to die. #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

And of course it's the MALE doctor who wields the knife. #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

Show this thread