Joel Hynoski

@crankymate

Head of Engineering . Prev. at Lyft, Apple, Google. Australian. Married. One very active child. Sometimes grumpy.

Sydney, New South Wales
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Joined February 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    One of these two men is lying. I wonder if it's the guy who served 3 presidents from 2 parties or the one who said Obama is from Kenya?

    3,671 replies 146,176 retweets 356,934 likes
  2. Jun 7

    Once again find myself guiltily laughing at this video:

    1 reply 1 like
  3. Jun 7

    Just outed myself as a kpop fan to the Manila team here. Wonder if it will enhance or reduce my credibility. 🤔

    1 reply 2 likes
  4. Jun 6

    Oblig. retweet for cuteness overload.

    You're gonna need a bigger stoat
    2 likes
  5. Jun 6

    Manila has treated me well so far! People are so nice, and I've tried some great Filipino food! Going to go home fatter...

    2 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    It's called 'leadership', Donald. The terrorists were dead 8 minutes after police got the call. If we need an alarmist blowhard, we'll call.

    At least 7 dead and 48 wounded in terror attack and Mayor of London says there is "no reason to be alarmed!"
    11,862 replies 156,838 retweets 434,401 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    This is not SNL. This is Sean Spicer. This is not SNL.

    TFW You're Listening to Sean Spicer
    439 replies 6,248 retweets 9,676 likes
  8. Jun 4

    Manila is hot and humid but the people here are awesome. Everyone is so friendly!

  9. Jun 1

    This has been one hell of a busy week. Awesome, but tiring. <3 ! We're doing amazing things -- you should join us!

    3 retweets 8 likes
  10. May 31

    The kerfuffle.

    1 reply 1 retweet
  11. May 30

    The Everlast notebook is freaking amazing. Filled one, scanned, and then wiped clean, good as new. I feel more eco-friendly!

  12. May 29

    Look, , you should go to this!

    in Gothenburg is sold out, but it's not too late to get your ticket for Oslo on Thursday
    2 replies 1 like
  13. May 25

    OMG the Australian company is exceedingly annoying.

    2 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 18

    The latest scientific research proves that "open plan" offices destroy your productivity. via

    22 replies 280 retweets 377 likes
  15. May 17

    nolite te bastardes carborundorum

    1 like
  16. Retweeted
    May 16

    Comey's notes are very good.

    295 replies 13,552 retweets 44,105 likes
  17. May 15

    Another brilliant song parody by . Thank you for being the bright spot in these dark times.

    4:24
    NEW VIDEO! It ain't easy being orange. 🐸🌈 🎶🇷🇺
  18. May 15

    Hey show some ethics and refund the money collected for scam projects, don't just send an email suspending the campaign.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  19. May 15

    I hate with a fiery passion right about now.

    1 like
  20. May 15

    I'm sorry, Portugal's song was absolutely awful and poorly executed.

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